Three Wannabe Elon Musk Henchmen, Storm SF City Hall, Demand Records

Update: It appears this was some stunt by Youtube trolls.

San Francisco is a city where silly shit happens. Its reputation as California’s coastal equivalent to a homeless encampment abandoned by God because there was too high a density of gay sex so the lord allegedly smote the city by covering its sidewalks with shit to symbolically punish SF for the sin of loose assholes, has attracted all kinds of right wing weirdos that want to start the revolution against drag queens because they’re secretly gay or something. 

The most recent manifestation of this phenomenon is a group of Elon Musk dickriders who decided to pretend to be a part of DOGE (Department of Gloryhole Efficiency) and stormed City Hall, demanding government records.

When the three men walked into City Hall demanding access to city financial records, city workers called the cops and the DOGE dipshits left before the cops got there. I guess their mouths were too dry to lick any more boots. 

This is the state of conservative activism – it’s literally just a ton of dudes pretending to work for the government while demanding the government give them access to what they assume are secrets only to run away from the government. Where did they get the idea to do this? Donald Trump and his administration. Which… if you didn’t know… is the government.  

The identities of the three men are still unknown and SFPD is investigating the incident. 

If you’re unfamiliar with DOGE or why the organization exists, here is some background on the Department Of Granular Erections. DOGE started as a meme twelve years ago because Elon Musk has his thumb on the pulse of internet culture as he is really cool, and you should like him. It’s a play on the word dog and it’s usually represented by a photo of a shiba inu.

Here’s an example of a DOGE meme:

A little after the virality of DOGE hit the internet, a group of friends got together to make what many in the crypto space consider the first “meme coin.” A meme coin is a crypto currency based on a meme. Another term for this is a “shit coin.” The coin continued to exist in relative obscurity until Elon Musk discovered DOGE seven years after it hit the blockchain. The funniest part is there is a high likelihood that the only reason Elon Musk ever heard of the DOGE meme is due to Grimes. Grimes also taught him that 420 was a slang term for weed which he thought was so funny he got hit with a fine from the SEC when he tweeted the Tesla is going public at $420 a share. 

Elon appears to think the DOGE meme is so funny and fresh despite it being a twelve year old joke from 4chan that after he dumped nearly $300 million in Donald Trump’s lap so he could be the unofficial President of the United States he decided to make a government agency called DOGE so he could defund the agencies regulating him. 

So essentially conservatives are defunding the wealth police. I’m sure Ronald Reagan is looking up at us from Hell with a smile on his face.

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