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21 Jun 2016

On Having Daddy Issues

When I was 5, I sat in the back of a car holding a gallon of milk filled with pennies, while my drunk father drove us to 7/11  to get beer. As I watched the police take him away, I knew I would never feel safe again. In 6th grade,

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23 May 2016

For Lane Moore, Tinder is a Platform for Improv

Lane Moore is a singer/songwriter, comedienne, writer, and actress. Her improv show about live Tinder dating, Tinder LIVE, will be at The Bell House on June 4th. I spent some time with the host to discuss the show, her songwriting, and her thoughts about the current dating culture. What was the

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19 Apr 2016

6 Ways To Make a Breakup More Meaningful

We could all take a cue from Justin Bieber and move on in a whole lot of light in lieu of darkness. So, here’s how to tell your ex ‘Go Love Yourself’: 1. Donate all of his/her favourite clothes to your local charity shop. I did this once, and to this

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21 Mar 2016

How to Bang a Woman Right

Listen up boys! I’m about to drop some real wisdom here, and you might be disappointed to learn that your sexual approach is all wrong. No, real life is not a porno and women don’t just get wet at the sight of your dick. We need foreplay and have fantasies

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18 Mar 2016

Dark Anecdotes Of A Dating Idealist: Fetishes

I’d been back and forth from LA to NY and it seemed like I’d finally get settled with my friend, Gina somewhere we could be free to play Doris Day records and never wear pants. However upon my arrival it was clear that things had changed, Gina had a new

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23 Feb 2016

7 THINGS ASSHOLES DO WITH THEIR PHONES

The human race really took the cake this week. I’m scrolling along on facebook. Pass a post by Ricky Gervais. It’s a group of people passing a damn dolphin around taking selfies with it. Being a human, I have my faults too. I drink straight from the milk carton. I’ve

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08 Feb 2016

Professional Drinking Advice For Women Thanks To The CDC

While the rest of us were screwing around with all that Chipotle nonsense, the Centers For Disease Control and Prevention, otherwise known as the CDC, were launching its latest ad campaign geared towards women and fetal alcohol syndrome. Unfortunately it read more like a fundamentalist Christian attack on your vagina,

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