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Trump Hotel to Open at Burning Man
Great news for luxury festivalgoers this year at Burning Man, the newest, hottest, glamping experience on the playa is at Trump Tower Black Rock City. With the most exceptional views that the playa has to offer, Trump International Burning Man Hotel & Putting Green is a sophisticated, elite hotel that
Newest Trump Hotel to Open at Burning Man
Great news for luxury festivalgoers this year at Burning Man, the newest, hottest, glamping experience on the playa is at Trump Tower Black Rock City. With the most exceptional views that the playa has to offer, Trump International Burning Man Hotel & Putting Green is a sophisticated, elite hotel that
Mexico Announces Plan to Build Wall to Keep Chad Out of Cancun
Mexico made a surprising move on Monday morning when announced that it plans to build a border wall in order to keep Chad out of Cancun. In an interview with BAS, spokesperson for the Cancun tourism board, Felipe Calderon, said, “We’re sick of Chad and his friends coming to our country,
All Debate Candidates Receive ‘Participation Trophy’ from Chuck Todd
The first of two Democratic Presidential Candidate Debates were held in Miami Wednesday evening. Ten presidential hopefuls covered everything from healthcare reform to the economy in various, 30-second soundbites. At center stage stood Sen. Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts, she was the highest polling candidate of the evening and NBC moderators
Fast Food Chain Promises ‘Meatless Burger’ Will Still Cause Diarrhea
The famed ‘meatless’ burger has passed the testing stage and is now making its way into major fast food chains across America. Fast Food CEO and spokesperson Randy Hambuckler, reassured the press this week that, “although the meatless burger does not contain the fast food meat you’ve come to love,
SF Woman is Completely Out of Hot Weather Clothes 4 days into Heat Wave
After several consecutive days of extremely hot weather in San Francisco, many SF residents are finding themselves completely out of warm weather outfits. “One or two hot days are fine, great even, but four days in a row!?” Exclaimed SF resident Sara MacDougal, “The only clothing options I have left
SF Woman is Completely Out of Hot Weather Clothes 4 days into Heatwave
After four consecutive days of extremely hot weather in San Francisco, many SF residents are finding themselves completely out of warm weather outfits. “One or two hot days are fine, great even, but four in a row?” Exclaimed SF resident Sara MacDougal, “The only clothing options I have left are