satire

01 Apr 2019

Salesforce to Paint Golden Gate Bridge Blue For Dreamforce Conference

Every September downtown San Francisco is completely overrun by Salesforce’s giant Dreamforce conference. Thousands of people come from around the world to do whatever it is that people do at Dreamforce, while the city’s already hellish traffic is made considerably worse by the closing down of streets near Moscone Center.

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05 Feb 2019

Trump to Announce Canadian Border Wall to Keep Out Polar Vortex

President Trump is scheduled to give his annual State of the Union Speech Tuesday evening in front of Congress.  In a press conference Tuesday morning Trump indicated he will be unveiling new plans to build a border wall with Canada in order to help keep out ‘dangerous Canadian weather’.  When questioned

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03 Dec 2018

SF City Hall Sold. Will become Condos and Corporate Offices.

Citizens of San Francisco received shocking news this weekend when it was announced that City Hall was sold to the Lennar Corporation and will become mixed use luxury condos and corporate offices. While we’ve seen the shuttering of countless cultural institutions over the past few years, the sale of City Hall

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07 Nov 2018

Trump’s New Plan To Send Back The Irish

By Kelly O’Grady Amongst his platform for his 2020 reelection is President Trump’s plan to have all the Irish of American ancestry or otherwise rounded up and sent back to “Their tiny sad island, where I’m told they have golf courses that are of course not as nice as my

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07 Nov 2018

Trump’s Platform for 2020: ‘Send Back The Irish’

By Kelly O’Grady Amongst his platform for his 2020 reelection is President Trump’s plan to have all the Irish of American ancestry or otherwise rounded up and sent back to “Their tiny sad island, where I’m told they have golf courses that are of course not as nice as my

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24 Oct 2018

mySight: FInally, a tech solution to San Francisco’s homelessness problem

Guest post by Chad McDingleberry: Chief Visionary of mySight San Francisco, you’re far too beautiful for the depressing and uncomfortable blight of homelessness. Tents blocking the path of my scooter? Rude. Human feces on the street? Blech. Death and addiction at our doorsteps? Gross. People keep throwing ideas and solutions around that

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02 Oct 2018

New Satirical Startup Claims to Have ‘Tech Solution to Homelessness’

A group of Bay Area artists will be gathering in front of the Twitter building Wednesday, October 3rd at 4pm for a satirical launching of a new start-up product called mySight. mySight claims to sell people a technological solution to homelessness, but in reality, it’s actually a pair of glasses

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