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Douglas Jordan Krah Arrested After Racist Tirade At East Bay In-N-Out

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America is a stupid nation and racism is a societal symptom of this stupidity. Even on Christmas Eve, certain people seem to lack the common decency needed to shut the fuck up. 

Douglas Jordan Krah, a Colorado man with Bay Area connections, decided he needed to wash down his In-N-Out burger with a nice cold glass of cringe. 

Two Korean American college students were sitting at a San Ramon In-N-Out filming a TikTok video when they were approached by Douglas Jordan Krah. 

When Mr. Krah first approached the two students, he asked them, “Are you guys filming yourself eating?” in a condescending tone. The two students nervously smiled and replied, “Yeah.” He then called them “Weird homosexuals” before going on an anti Asian tirade. He also muttered something about spitting on them, but stating that spitting on them would be “Filipino shit.” 

After the two students did what they could to deescalate the situation, Douglas decided to menace the college students from outside the restaurant.

But Mr. Krah is apparently prolific in his weird harassment of Asians. 

I’d also like to point out that San Ramon is one of those cities in the East Bay where white people historically moved to get away from minorities in Oakland, the East Bay’s principal city. These types of places are where you’re most likely to find incidents of explicit racism such as this. 

These types of cities are where cowards pretend to be tough guys. Something tells me that Mr. Krah wouldn’t say shit to Filipinos in Vallejo because he’d likely be stomped out. 

In an interesting turn of events, the San Ramon Police Department arrested the guy for hate crimes. Usually police don’t really do anything when people are harassed in public, so this was a shocking M. Night Shyamalan level twist. 

But Mr. Krah is apparently prolific in his weird harassment of Asians. 

He apparently spit on a Filipino family in Danville after accusing them of selling cocaine. 

There’s a part of me that wishes he ran into an actual criminal. Not some family perusing downtown Danville, one of California’s safest cities with a Safeway that looks like a fucking palace. 

When I was employed by a moving company back in the day, I used to do a lot of work in Danville and San Ramon. Rich people don’t move their own boxes. One thing I noticed was the insane amount of faux-masculine posturing. It made no sense. There was no danger. 

Douglas Jordan Krah

Photo of Douglas Jordan Krah from Chief Denton Carlson’s Twitter

I came to the conclusion that the fake-tough love upper middle class suburbia because it makes them feel powerful to fuck with people who are less prone to being confrontational. People who have shit to lose are less likely to engage in direct conflict. The lifted truck faux-patriot crowd has a tendency to act hard in these environments. Yet, these same “alphas” are too scared to pick up someone from the Oakland airport.

Douglas, the self-proclaimed “slave master” in his quest to appear hard in the fucking Tri-Valley now has his name and face all over the internet and has likely ruined his life forever. 

Damn Doug, maybe it’s not the Asians keeping you down. Maybe you’re just fucking dumb… 

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Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord

Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord

Abraham Woodliff is an Oakland-based writer, editor and digital content creator known for Bay Area Memes, a local meme page that has amassed nearly 200k followers. His work has appeared in SFGATE, The Bold Italic and of course, BrokeAssStuart.com. His book of short stories, personal essays and poetry entitled Don't Drown on Dry Ground is available now!