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Douglas Jordan Krah Arrested After Racist Tirade At East Bay In-N-Out

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America is a stupid nation and racism is a societal symptom of this stupidity. Even on Christmas Eve, certain people seem to lack the common decency needed to shut the fuck up. 

Douglas Jordan Krah, a Colorado man with Bay Area connections, decided he needed to wash down his In-N-Out burger with a nice cold glass of cringe. 

Two Korean American college students were sitting at a San Ramon In-N-Out filming a TikTok video when they were approached by Douglas Jordan Krah. 

When Mr. Krah first approached the two students, he asked them, “Are you guys filming yourself eating?” in a condescending tone. The two students nervously smiled and replied, “Yeah.” He then called them “Weird homosexuals” before going on an anti Asian tirade. He also muttered something about spitting on them, but stating that spitting on them would be “Filipino shit.” 

After the two students did what they could to deescalate the situation, Douglas decided to menace the college students from outside the restaurant.

But Mr. Krah is apparently prolific in his weird harassment of Asians. 

I’d also like to point out that San Ramon is one of those cities in the East Bay where white people historically moved to get away from minorities in Oakland, the East Bay’s principal city. These types of places are where you’re most likely to find incidents of explicit racism such as this. 

These types of cities are where cowards pretend to be tough guys. Something tells me that Mr. Krah wouldn’t say shit to Filipinos in Vallejo because he’d likely be stomped out. 

In an interesting turn of events, the San Ramon Police Department arrested the guy for hate crimes. Usually police don’t really do anything when people are harassed in public, so this was a shocking M. Night Shyamalan level twist. 

But Mr. Krah is apparently prolific in his weird harassment of Asians. 

He apparently spit on a Filipino family in Danville after accusing them of selling cocaine. 

There’s a part of me that wishes he ran into an actual criminal. Not some family perusing downtown Danville, one of California’s safest cities with a Safeway that looks like a fucking palace. 

When I was employed by a moving company back in the day, I used to do a lot of work in Danville and San Ramon. Rich people don’t move their own boxes. One thing I noticed was the insane amount of faux-masculine posturing. It made no sense. There was no danger. 

Douglas Jordan Krah

Photo of Douglas Jordan Krah from Chief Denton Carlson’s Twitter

I came to the conclusion that the fake-tough love upper middle class suburbia because it makes them feel powerful to fuck with people who are less prone to being confrontational. People who have shit to lose are less likely to engage in direct conflict. The lifted truck faux-patriot crowd has a tendency to act hard in these environments. Yet, these same “alphas” are too scared to pick up someone from the Oakland airport.

Douglas, the self-proclaimed “slave master” in his quest to appear hard in the fucking Tri-Valley now has his name and face all over the internet and has likely ruined his life forever. 

Damn Doug, maybe it’s not the Asians keeping you down. Maybe you’re just fucking dumb… 

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11 Comments

  1. Mike B
    December 27, 2022 at 9:02 am — Reply

    No Krah is stupid (not the USA) and racism is not a “societal symptom”, it’s individual ignorance. It’s not only unfair to blame a whole society for it’s shortcomings, it is also lazy and provocative.

    • Craig
      December 27, 2022 at 3:02 pm — Reply

      “Lazy” is spot on. I do truly despise racism in all its ugly manifestations but lazy and unthoughtful responses to it are almost just as damaging and emerge from a nearly similar intellectual vacancy. The author here responds to a single vulgar act by making a blanket condemnation of an entire society. Lazy indeed.

    • Trev
      December 29, 2022 at 2:52 pm — Reply

      Racism is eveywhere in America. It is insidious and it’s out in the open. I’ve experience anti-Asian and anti-LGBTQ+ slurs many times in the bay area. If you dont experience it, it does not diminish the increase for us. Saying it is only individuals excuses a whole party of trying to crash drag shows and banning books. If you think DeSantis is not anti-LGBTQ+ then I the USA cant be helped cuz things like this will be ignored by the privilaged

  2. Craig
    December 27, 2022 at 2:48 pm — Reply

    Seriously. Research “racism in Japan”. They actually have a blackface problem among other things. China too. Only delusional people accept the utterly dubious false narrative that problems of racism are an inherently or uniquely American issue. That Krah clown is obviously a mentally defective person and his likes are well known worldwide.

    • Kels
      December 29, 2022 at 11:12 am — Reply

      Nice whataboutism. Maybe Americans should focus on fixing its own societal problems first before bringing other cultures into it.

  3. December 28, 2022 at 8:33 am — Reply

    What that guy Jordan Douglas Krah did was wrong on every level and I’m glad they got him. I am surprised nobody called the cops sooner, and I would check your demographics as San Ramon is probably 60% Asian/Indian.

  4. Mi Se
    December 28, 2022 at 11:10 am — Reply

    I’m surprised he got arrested so quickly. Those ‘listening devices’ should have heard the cops coming from a different galaxy. SETI team could really use them.

  5. Cadence
    December 29, 2022 at 12:36 pm — Reply

    Racism is indeed a nation wide problem. It might be hard to understand if you haven’t personally witnessed it. But I have far too many times even in the Bayarea. It’s even worse outside the Bayarea bubble. Hence why the Black Lives Matter movement started, and the fact that there has to be an anti hate law. America’s history is intertwined with racism.

  6. michael
    December 29, 2022 at 6:35 pm — Reply

    The author is apparently attempting to overcompensate for his lack of money/ influence by calling the people of ” ” San Ramon, where white people historically moved to get away from minorities in Oakland, the East Bay’s principal city. These types of places are where you’re most likely to find incidents of explicit racism such as this.
    These types of cities are where cowards pretend to be tough guys.”

    People generally move to areas that offer a better living alternative to crime, noice, and safety concerns whenever they can afford it. Not because they are white people moving away from minorities. Additionally, to say that San Ramon is a type of city where cowards pretend to be tough guys shows his utter disdain and ignorance for the people in the community of San Ramon. There is little racism in San Ramon as well as posers attempting to be tough.
    Lastly, does this dolt not read his sources. The racist was from Denver not San Ramon. Geesus, what a fxxking racebaiter and blowhard this wannabe journalist is.

  7. Carolyn
    December 29, 2022 at 9:40 pm — Reply

    Just want to say THANKS to Michael for his excellent reply.

  8. liminal minimal
    December 31, 2022 at 4:28 pm — Reply

    So glad younguns are willing to call out the obvious unlike these equivocating excuse-makers. America is full of racist sexist self absorbed bigots, it’s our culture in fact. Pretending otherwise is what keeps us here. This reeks of the GenX morons turning more and more to the right because they refuse to include their own hipster asses in such a crowd. Good riddance to bad rubbish. I applaud the author & all the other Gen Zers who no longer let this shit fly.

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