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Jake Warren

Essayist and editor enrolled in the Prairie Band Potawatomi Nation. Incurable night owl, aspiring professor, wannabe seismologist.

BART Loud Enough To Cause Hearing Loss

Mar 2, 2026

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7 min read

BART Loud Enough To Cause Hearing Loss

Two surveys fifteen years apart reveal how, and how little, the noise has changed.

Jake Warren
Jake Warren
Heavy Rains Heighten This Berkeley Hills Hazard

Feb 24, 2026

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7 min read

Heavy Rains Heighten This Berkeley Hills Hazard

The Berkeley Hills are always on the move, and not always to the delight of their residents.

Jake Warren
Jake Warren
SF Tuberculosis Outbreak Balloons to Over 200 Cases

Feb 23, 2026

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6 min read

SF Tuberculosis Outbreak Balloons to Over 200 Cases

Approximately 17% of Archbishop Riordan High School students tested positive for some form of the disease.

Jake Warren
Jake Warren
The Case for Liberating This Hidden Berkeley Creek

Feb 18, 2026

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8 min read

The Case for Liberating This Hidden Berkeley Creek

Why reverting a largely culverted waterway to a more natural state isn't just good for the creek.

Jake Warren
Jake Warren
Drone-Led Arrests: Crime Prevention or Mass Surveillance?

Feb 16, 2026

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7 min read

Drone-Led Arrests: Crime Prevention or Mass Surveillance?

SFPD's recent arrest-by-drone has sinister implications beyond fighting crime.

Jake Warren
Jake Warren
Local Gay Man Boldly Announces He Won't Be Watching the Superbowl

Feb 9, 2026

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5 min read

Local Gay Man Boldly Announces He Won't Be Watching the Superbowl

For particular homosexual resident David Caruthers, Superbowl LX marks the sixteenth consecutive tournament skipped.

Jake Warren
Jake Warren
Tuberculosis Outbreak Declared in San Francisco

Feb 1, 2026

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6 min read

Tuberculosis Outbreak Declared in San Francisco

Over fifty students tested positive for latent tuberculosis infections. Three are battling the illness.

Jake Warren
Jake Warren
Mountain Lion Lurking in Lafayette Park

Jan 26, 2026

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6 min read

Mountain Lion Lurking in Lafayette Park

Big cat causes commotion in Pac Heights.

Jake Warren
Jake Warren
Former Antioch Mayoral Candidate Charged With Killing His Wife

Jan 26, 2026

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6 min read

Former Antioch Mayoral Candidate Charged With Killing His Wife

New evidence suggests late wife and mother's "suicide" was staged.

Jake Warren
Jake Warren
Why Losing CCA Hurts So Much

Jan 20, 2026

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10 min read

Why Losing CCA Hurts So Much

When San Francisco bid its last art school farewell, countless futures were quietly extinguished.

Jake Warren
Jake Warren
Saikat Chakrabarti Draws Dividends from Stripe, Blackstone

Jan 12, 2026

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10 min read

Saikat Chakrabarti Draws Dividends from Stripe, Blackstone

Quick to denounce genocide in Gaza, he appears even quicker to profit off it.

Jake Warren
Jake Warren
Wiener Flip-Flops on Genocide in Gaza

Jan 11, 2026

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6 min read

Wiener Flip-Flops on Genocide in Gaza

Senator Wiener refuses to acknowledge war crimes, draws ire from crowd

Jake Warren
Jake Warren
Clipper 2.0 F*cking Sucks

Jan 6, 2026

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9 min read

Clipper 2.0 F*cking Sucks

What's wrong, Clipper? Does Cubic need more time to mine our data?

Jake Warren
Jake Warren
Why San Ramon Won't Stop Shaking

Dec 29, 2025

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6 min read

Why San Ramon Won't Stop Shaking

Unusual seismic phenomena behind month-long earthquake swarm

Jake Warren
Jake Warren
Christmas Miracle Donation Saves SF Oasis

Dec 28, 2025

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6 min read

Christmas Miracle Donation Saves SF Oasis

Multimillion-dollar gift heralds legendary drag venue's recovery

Jake Warren
Jake Warren
5 Easy Ways to Spend a Rainy Day in San Francisco

Dec 22, 2025

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10 min read

5 Easy Ways to Spend a Rainy Day in San Francisco

You don't have to be stuck at home!

Jake Warren
Jake Warren
Waymo Shutdown Reveals Potentially Fatal Flaw

Dec 21, 2025

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7 min read

Waymo Shutdown Reveals Potentially Fatal Flaw

How will essential services navigate these obstacles in the wake of a true emergency?

Jake Warren
Jake Warren
"Keepers of the Fire" Caught Negotiating $30 Million Deal With ICE

Dec 15, 2025

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10 min read

"Keepers of the Fire" Caught Negotiating $30 Million Deal With ICE

Prairie Band Potawatomi Nation courts Department of Homeland Security, betrays tribal ethics

Jake Warren
Jake Warren
Surprise Your Stoner Sweetheart with the 12 Jays of X-Mas

Dec 10, 2025

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12 min read

Surprise Your Stoner Sweetheart with the 12 Jays of X-Mas

The Perfect Gift For Your Pothead Pals.

Jake Warren
Jake Warren
Trump Co-opts National Park Free Admission Calendar

Dec 8, 2025

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8 min read

Trump Co-opts National Park Free Admission Calendar

Adds His Own Birthday, Drops Dr. MLK Jr. Day, Juneteenth.

Jake Warren
Jake Warren
Bay Area Bridge Tolls Will Increase (again).

Dec 2, 2025

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7 min read

Bay Area Bridge Tolls Will Increase (again).

One year after a $1 toll hike, another increase awaits.

Jake Warren
Jake Warren
California's First Earthquake Victims

Dec 1, 2025

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9 min read

California's First Earthquake Victims

Earthquakes were claiming lives in California well before 1906.

Jake Warren
Jake Warren
The Death Knell of San Francisco Centre

Nov 24, 2025

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6 min read

The Death Knell of San Francisco Centre

The beleaguered mall, formerly owned by Westfield, is in its final throes.

Jake Warren
Jake Warren
There Are No Native San Franciscans

Nov 24, 2025

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10 min read

There Are No Native San Franciscans

What happened to San Francisco's true Natives.

Jake Warren
Jake Warren
Five Muni Lines We Want Reinstated

Nov 17, 2025

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8 min read

Five Muni Lines We Want Reinstated

While San Francisco continues to recover, the fabric of the city still has noticeable holes

Jake Warren
Jake Warren
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