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Oliver Buchannon
Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman

TV Host. Travel Writer. Poet. Former Mayoral Candidate. Motherfucking Hustler.

Claude the Albino Alligator Has Died

Dec 2, 2025

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2 min read

Claude the Albino Alligator Has Died

A San Francisco legend has passed out of this realm and into the great swamp in the sky.

Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
The Bidet That Changed My Life

Nov 26, 2025

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3 min read

The Bidet That Changed My Life

So simple, so clean, so affordable

Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
The I ❤️ San Francisco Arts Project

Nov 19, 2025

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5 min read

The I ❤️ San Francisco Arts Project

Keep SF Arts Alive (and Weird)

Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
👕LAST DAY to Get the Sam Flores Shirt is Today!

Nov 17, 2025

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4 min read

👕LAST DAY to Get the Sam Flores Shirt is Today!

After today it is gone!

Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
The 1st Time I went to Columbus Café was With a Con Man Named Nelson

Nov 12, 2025

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6 min read

The 1st Time I went to Columbus Café was With a Con Man Named Nelson

It's rare that a con man actually introduces you to something so great

Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
🎨Only 1 Week Left to Get the Sam Flores Shirt!

Nov 10, 2025

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4 min read

🎨Only 1 Week Left to Get the Sam Flores Shirt!

It's limited edition, so grab it while you can!

Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
Sam Flores' Artwork is Beautiful and Haunting

Nov 3, 2025

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6 min read

Sam Flores' Artwork is Beautiful and Haunting

Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
The Importance of Being Earnestly Costumed When You Party

Oct 30, 2025

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6 min read

The Importance of Being Earnestly Costumed When You Party

It’s about being part of something bigger, a collective tremor that vibrates until the lines between reality and make-believe become momentarily fuzzy.

Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
Food Pantries & Restaurants to Get Free Food if You're on SNAP in the Bay

Oct 29, 2025

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9 min read

Food Pantries & Restaurants to Get Free Food if You're on SNAP in the Bay

Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
🎨Legendary Artist Sam Flores Designed a Limited Edition BAS Shirt!

Oct 27, 2025

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3 min read

🎨Legendary Artist Sam Flores Designed a Limited Edition BAS Shirt!

Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
This Might Have Been the Most San Francisco Night Ever!

Oct 22, 2025

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8 min read

This Might Have Been the Most San Francisco Night Ever!

If you were there, you know exactly what I mean

Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
🏆 SF Officially Declares Broke-Ass Stuart Day on 10/17!

Oct 8, 2025

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4 min read

🏆 SF Officially Declares Broke-Ass Stuart Day on 10/17!

Yeah, I can hardly believe it either!

Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
 🎈I've Waited Over 20 Years for This!

Oct 1, 2025

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3 min read

🎈I've Waited Over 20 Years for This!

Axios Called it "San Francisco's Unofficial Diary"!

Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
🎉 My Epic Book Release Party & Book Tour!

Sep 24, 2025

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4 min read

🎉 My Epic Book Release Party & Book Tour!

I can't wait to celebrate with you!

Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
Broke-Ass Stuart's Book Release Party!

Sep 22, 2025

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9 min read

Broke-Ass Stuart's Book Release Party!

This will be the party of the year!

Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
The Best "Cash Only" Spots in San Francisco

Sep 17, 2025

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5 min read

The Best "Cash Only" Spots in San Francisco

Take that cashless places!

Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
🥳 My Biggest News in a Decade!

Sep 12, 2025

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3 min read

🥳 My Biggest News in a Decade!

I'm so freaking excited to share this with you!

Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
The Fox Theater Has a Fantastic Fall Lineup!

Sep 10, 2025

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11 min read

The Fox Theater Has a Fantastic Fall Lineup!

I want to see an obscene number of these shows

Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
10 Worst Burritos in San Francisco

Aug 31, 2025

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5 min read

10 Worst Burritos in San Francisco

Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
Man Captures Worst Ferry Ride Ever in Hilarious FB Updates

Aug 31, 2025

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3 min read

Man Captures Worst Ferry Ride Ever in Hilarious FB Updates

Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
Someone is Throwing a Rave at Bob's Donuts

Jun 23, 2025

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3 min read

Someone is Throwing a Rave at Bob's Donuts

It sure sounds sweet!

Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman

Politics

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You’re Probably Antifa and Don’t Even Know It

Sep 15, 2020

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7 min read

You’re Probably Antifa and Don’t Even Know It

Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman
Broke-Ass Stuart Schuffman

Broke-Ass Stuart

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