Come to My Jewish Xmas Party!
Heeb or not, you are cordially invited to spend the holidays in the company of the “chosen” people…chosen to be alienated and bored stiff when everything is closed on Christmas, that is!
Except this year, we’re doing something about it…come down to the Make-Out Room on Tuesday, December 25th to:
The Seventh Annual…
IT’S A JEWISH CHRISTMAS, SAN FRANCISCO!
Tuesday, December 25th
Make Out Room
3225 22nd St
6-midnight
Tickets & FB event right here
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*GASP at the tuchuses and polkes as heeb and goyish alike get down in our STRIP DREIDEL GAME!
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*MINGLE with our svelte and emotionally available host for the evening, BROKE-ASS STUART!
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*MARVEL at our Hanukkah bush, flown in from the guiltiest reaches of Poland – with crappy gifts afoot for everyone!
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*STARE at our FINE FEATURE FILMS for the evening – your eyeballs will be tantalized!
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*DROOL at the fine assortment of Afro-Asian edibles prepared – of the pork and non-pork varieties (veggie options) FREE with admission!
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*SHAKE a tailfeather to the sounds of the Bay Area’s Foremost Tupperware Purveyors, Roflcactus and Mischa as well as resident M.O.T., Matt Haze, plus live performances not to be missed – you’ll KVELL!
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GIVE a shit about your fellow human – a portion of proceeds will be donated to support families at the border. More info right here.
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You get all this for only TEN measly bucks. Limited $5 admission before 7pm with RSVP, which you can do right here.
ALL Xmas Orphans are welcome to join us. No one will be turned away due to lack of funds.
OY…WHAT A BARGAIN!
