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Man ‘Skysurfs’ on Bay Bridge Because Red Bull Told Him To.

Aug 26, 2025

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3 min read

Man ‘Skysurfs’ on Bay Bridge Because Red Bull Told Him To.

Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord
Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord

Landlord

+8

San Francisco’s Skyrocketing Rents Are a Nightmare on Elm Street

Jul 29, 2025

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3 min read

San Francisco’s Skyrocketing Rents Are a Nightmare on Elm Street

Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord
Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord

Politics

+8

Silicon Valley and the Gentrification of Eugenics

Jul 15, 2025

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3 min read

Silicon Valley and the Gentrification of Eugenics

Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord
Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord

SF Bay Area

+13

All of your AI-Girlfriends live in San Francisco

Jul 1, 2025

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3 min read

All of your AI-Girlfriends live in San Francisco

Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord
Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord

SF Bay Area

+9

How A Falafel In The Tenderloin Cured My Broken Heart After I Got Cheated On

Jun 17, 2025

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3 min read

How A Falafel In The Tenderloin Cured My Broken Heart After I Got Cheated On

Guest Writer
Guest Writer

sfmta

+10

How To Mind Your F*cking Manners on Muni

Jun 14, 2025

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3 min read

How To Mind Your F*cking Manners on Muni

Jake Warren
Jake Warren

gay history

+13

Know Your SF History: The White Night Riots

Jun 9, 2025

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3 min read

Know Your SF History: The White Night Riots

James Conrad
James Conrad

SF Bay Area

+7

Another One Bites The Dust: Fog City Diner Is Closed For Good

Jun 3, 2025

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3 min read

Another One Bites The Dust: Fog City Diner Is Closed For Good

Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord
Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord

Bay Area

+8

SF Protesters Call for AI Regulation to Prevent “Extinction of Humanity”

May 27, 2025

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3 min read

SF Protesters Call for AI Regulation to Prevent “Extinction of Humanity”

Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord
Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord

SF Bay Area

+8

Why BART Should Be Free

May 27, 2025

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3 min read

Why BART Should Be Free

Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord
Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord

SF Bay Area

+5

Rookie SFPD Officer Drunk Drives, Crashes Car, Injures Five

May 20, 2025

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3 min read

Rookie SFPD Officer Drunk Drives, Crashes Car, Injures Five

Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord
Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord

Tenderloin

+9

Drug Overdose Deaths Skyrocket In San Francisco

May 20, 2025

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3 min read

Drug Overdose Deaths Skyrocket In San Francisco

Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord
Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord

protest bay area

+9

Charlie Kirk Scheduled to Speak at SF State

May 6, 2025

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3 min read

Charlie Kirk Scheduled to Speak at SF State

Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord
Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord

Shane Killian

+11

An Alameda Home With a History of Homicide Is Up For Rent

Apr 29, 2025

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3 min read

An Alameda Home With a History of Homicide Is Up For Rent

Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord
Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord

Chris Samayoa

+17

San Francisco Democrats Want To Push The Party Further Right

Apr 22, 2025

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5 min read

San Francisco Democrats Want To Push The Party Further Right

Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord
Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord

felony

+14

Brooke Jenkins Charges Man With Felony For Stealing Toilet Paper

Apr 8, 2025

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4 min read

Brooke Jenkins Charges Man With Felony For Stealing Toilet Paper

Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord
Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord

SF Bay Area

+6

Applebee’s To Take Over Cliff House With The Help Of Daniel Lurie

Apr 1, 2025

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4 min read

Applebee’s To Take Over Cliff House With The Help Of Daniel Lurie

Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord
Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord

Politics

+9

Donald Trump Is Moving to San Francisco

Apr 1, 2025

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4 min read

Donald Trump Is Moving to San Francisco

Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord
Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord

Fremont residents

+18

Fremont, California Just Made Helping The Homeless Illegal

Feb 11, 2025

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4 min read

Fremont, California Just Made Helping The Homeless Illegal

Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord
Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord

SF Bay Area

+7

Who Is At Fault In San Francisco’s Traffic Fatalities? Pedestrians Or Drivers?

Jan 7, 2025

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5 min read

Who Is At Fault In San Francisco’s Traffic Fatalities? Pedestrians Or Drivers?

Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord
Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord

east coast vs west coast

+13

So You’re Moving to SF from NYC

Nov 18, 2024

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9 min read

So You’re Moving to SF from NYC

Jake Warren
Jake Warren

Travel Writings

+15

Finding Gay Sex in Closeted New Mexico

Oct 13, 2024

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6 min read

Finding Gay Sex in Closeted New Mexico

Jake Warren
Jake Warren

John McLaren Park

+41

Nine Reasons to Never Give Up on San Francisco

Dec 7, 2022

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11 min read

Nine Reasons to Never Give Up on San Francisco

Jake Warren
Jake Warren

911

+32

Locking Up the Mentally Ill, Involuntarily, is Making A Comeback

Nov 30, 2022

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7 min read

Locking Up the Mentally Ill, Involuntarily, is Making A Comeback

Jake Warren
Jake Warren

SF Bay Area

+13

Artist Nishant Malhotra Brings the Concept of ‘Ego Death’ into the 21st Century

Sep 18, 2020

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6 min read

Artist Nishant Malhotra Brings the Concept of ‘Ego Death’ into the 21st Century

Kirsten Chen
Kirsten Chen
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