SFPD

SF Bay Area

May 20, 2025

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3 min read

Rookie SFPD Officer Drunk Drives, Crashes Car, Injures Five

Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord

felony

+14

Apr 8, 2025

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4 min read

Brooke Jenkins Charges Man With Felony For Stealing Toilet Paper

Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord

SFPD

Stern Grove Festival Shifts to Lottery for Ticket Distribution

Apr 3, 2025

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5 min read

Stern Grove Festival Shifts to Lottery for Ticket Distribution

Food Stamps

+22

Supervisor Matt Dorsey Wants ‘100 arrests a night’ Going Forward

Jan 6, 2025

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6 min read

Supervisor Matt Dorsey Wants ‘100 arrests a night’ Going Forward

SFPD

Does JD Vance Hate The San Francisco Police Department?

Oct 15, 2024

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4 min read

Does JD Vance Hate The San Francisco Police Department?

Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord

Police overreach

+10

SFPD May Have Illegally Used Drones To Combat Crime... Ironic.

Sep 17, 2024

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4 min read

SFPD May Have Illegally Used Drones To Combat Crime... Ironic.

Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord

SF Bay Area

Dozens of SF Cops Making $200K-$300K just in ‘Overtime Pay’

Aug 15, 2023

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6 min read

Dozens of SF Cops Making $200K-$300K just in ‘Overtime Pay’

Alex Mak - Managing Editor

SF Bay Area

Why San Francisco Police Don’t Care About Crime

May 25, 2023

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10 min read

Why San Francisco Police Don’t Care About Crime

Alex Mak - Managing Editor

Politics

Giving Away More Money to SFPD Won’t Fix the City’s Problems

Mar 20, 2023

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7 min read

Giving Away More Money to SFPD Won’t Fix the City’s Problems

Guest Writer

Politics

+14

Brooke Jenkins Drops Charges Against Killer Cop

Feb 14, 2023

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5 min read

Brooke Jenkins Drops Charges Against Killer Cop

Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord

Politics

Why Is SFPD Trying To Barricade A Street In The Mission District?

Feb 7, 2023

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4 min read

Why Is SFPD Trying To Barricade A Street In The Mission District?

Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord

Politics

+10

SFPD Goes Full Cyberpunk With Killer Robots

Dec 6, 2022

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4 min read

SFPD Goes Full Cyberpunk With Killer Robots

Guest Writer

police

Jul 26, 2022

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5 min read

When Is It Okay To Talk To The Police?

Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord

Adam Eatia

Jun 28, 2022

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4 min read

SFPD Officer Arrested For Insurance Fraud

Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord

sfpride

+21

Why London Breed Chose The Police Over The Pride Parade

May 24, 2022

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7 min read

Why London Breed Chose The Police Over The Pride Parade

Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord

SF Bay Area

A Driverless Car Got Pulled Over by San Francisco Cops and it was Hilarious

Apr 11, 2022

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4 min read

A Driverless Car Got Pulled Over by San Francisco Cops and it was Hilarious

Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap

Politics

Did SFPD Mishandle The Death Of Jaxon Sales?

Jan 25, 2022

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4 min read

Did SFPD Mishandle The Death Of Jaxon Sales?

Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord

SF Bay Area

Dec 7, 2021

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2 min read

Brunch Spot Apologizes for Asking Armed Police Officers to Leave

Bay City News

SF Bay Area

Oct 5, 2021

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2 min read

Man Arrested for Series of Hate Crimes & Robberies Against Asian Women

Bay City News

SFPD

Mar 31, 2021

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3 min read

The ‘Police Attempting Capture Large Toad’ Alert Was Real, Toad Now In Custody

Joe Kukura- Millionaire in Training

protest

+19

Oct 13, 2020

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4 min read

SF’s Police Shooting Protest Was Peaceful; 93% of BLM Protests Are

Nik Wojcik - East Bay Editor

SFPD

Jan 12, 2018

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2 min read

Police ID Bubbles’s Suspected Killer!

Alex Mak - Managing Editor

SFPD

Nov 13, 2017

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2 min read

Press Conference: SFPD Retaliates Against Whistleblowing Cop

Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap

Patriot Prayer

+11

Aug 26, 2017

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4 min read

The Anti-Fascist Rallies in San Francisco Today & The Sad Alt-Right Showing at Crissy Field

Alex Mak - Managing Editor