Free Entry/ Movin’ Premiere for Hard French Hearts Los Homos

Its mid-June, folks, which in San Francisco means we are heading into the home-run stretch of Pride month.  As Market street gets all polychromatic and workers frantically try to blast all the dried “character” away, all across town festivals, booze- busts, lecturers and shindigs are popping up like so many nosegays. 

  To help you along we’ll be highlighting all the places to go and the cheapest ways to get there. Time to get out y’all!

Nearly as shameless in self-promotion as our own, dear Stu, Hard French has been gearing up for their soul explosion this Sunday Pride. Granted, as far as cover charges are concerned, the party ain’t cheap, but then again, neither are most of the Pride festivities.

However, if you are the “altruistic” type there is a glimmer of hope. Given the size of this clambake, they are in desperate need of volunteers. What exactly volunteering at Hard French entails is unclear. You could be checking wristbands or making sure no-one face-plants into one of Emmy’s meatball sandwiches. For this afternoon/evening of glamour, you get the VIP wristband, delicious grub and inevitable sloppy make-out sessions.

However, if wagering is more your style, MissionMission is doing a give-away for the party.

To keep tabs on the escalating delirium, check out their version of the Hee Haw cornfield in Movin’. Part of it is already online, but the “pink carpet” premiere is tonight at Stanley Frank’s Viennetta Discotheque, which is always free.

Hard French Hearts Los Homos

Sunday, June 24, 2012

4:00 p.m. – 11:00 p.m.

SOMArts

934 Brannan Street (@ 8th Street)

[South of Market/ Inner Mission]

SF

Vienneta Discotheque

Every Monday

UndergroundSF

424 Haight Street (@ Webster)

[Lower Haight]

SF