I Want to Send You a Slightly Naughty Valentine!

I was thinking the other day: wouldn’t it be cool to send all my readers a little something for Valentine’s Day? Who doesn’t like getting something in the mail, especially if it’s cute, funny and just a little naughty? Nobody, that’s who!

So that’s what I’ve decided to do. I did a really ridiculous photoshoot a few weeks ago and came up with the perfect image for the semi-naughty Valentine. It’s just the kind of thing you’ll want to put on your fridge so your visitors wonder what kind of weird shit you’re into. Hell, it’s almost as good as Ralph Wiggum’s epic Valentine to Lisa Simpson that you see above. Just you know, slightly naughtier.

So here’s how it’s gonna work. Anyone who becomes a member of the Broke-Ass Stuart Patreon at the tier of $3 or above gets one of the amazing Valentines that I’ll be sending out. Not only will you be getting a bit of pure awesomeness mailed directly to your door, you’ll also be helping keep BrokeAssStuart.com alive! It’s the best Valentine’s Day gift for everyone! You can learn more about why I’m doing Patreon right here.

For those of you who’re already members of the BAS Patreon you’re already getting one! Just make sure you update your profile with your shipping address, which you can learn how to do right here.

Click the button below to get in on the action.