Milk the Snapple Cow: FREE Pizza and Snapple Monday – Friday
I love it when companies promote their products by giving them away for free; even better if they partner with other companies that produce a complimentary product. Yea, like you’re going to win MY brand loyalty. I haven’t had a Snapple in ages, but I will this week, before returning to my steadfast abstinence. Promo details are below, but I just want to comment on two relevant slogans. First, Snapple used to say “Made from the best stuff on earth”. This is incorrect, unless they have technology to liquify head rubs, eating in hot tubs, and imagined tantric sex (real tantric sex is full of chaffing and hours of swamp noises). Second, Bagel Bites had their horrible TV commercial that insisted “When Pizza is On a Bagel, You Can Eat Pizza Anytime”. People who nod their head to this are the same folks who say you can’t drink red wine with fish. You can eat or drink whatever you want, whenever you want, except pizza bagels. Those are only acceptable at breakfast. Enjoy your free 10:30 AM pizza.
Promo Details:
What: 2 free slices of pizza and a free Snapple.
When: May 4th – May 8th
Where: Various pizzerias in New York. All promotions start at 10:30 AM and go until 1,000 slices/500 snapples have been doled out. Adjust your schedule to accommodate these spots:
Monday: Spinelli Pizza at 425 7th Ave
Tuesday: Joe’s Pizza at 7 Carmine St.
Wednesday: Silver Spoon Diner at 58-21 Junction Blvd. (Queens)
Thursday: My Little Pizza at 114 Court St. (Brooklyn)
Friday: Mezza Luna Pizza at 98 Eighth Ave., corner of 15th Street
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