Broke-Ass Porn: Real Estate Magazines
Once a week we present Broke-Ass Porn. It’s visually stimulating material for the financially impaired. If this shit doesn’t get you going, you’re not as broke as you thought:
Looking at a real estate magazine is quite literally like looking at porn. You sit there fantasizing about some shit you’re never going to have. Am I ever gonna fuck that leggy blonde with the DDD silicone tits? Nope. Am I ever gonna own this place? I’m more likely to to score with the leggy blonde.
Yes friends, for people like us, real estate magazines are simply for fantasy. They offer the brief escape from the incredibly expensive, bed bug infested, closets where we currently live. They allow us to imagine what it would be like to live how the other half does. Sure we’re all content enough living the lives that we currently have, but wouldn’t it be fucking sweet to be able to throw a party in a place like this? If you ever do, make sure I’m invited.
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