Broke-Ass Porn: Free Condoms

Once a week we present Broke-Ass Porn.  It’s visually stimulating material for the financially impaired.  If this shit doesn’t get you going, you’re not as broke as you thought:

The old saying goes, “We all pay for  sex somehow”.  Whether it’s putting up with some fucking ego-centric blabber mouth, just to get laid, or shelling out a week’s worth of salary to buy an over priced dinner, you’ve gotta pay with either time or money.  Plus you’ve also gotta pay for protection, because if you don’t, you’ll certainly pay for that later.

Luckily in San Francisco and New York there are plenty of places to get FREE condoms.  Remember Oliver’s piece about it?  In New York most bars have what looks like a tip jar full of prophylactics that you can pocket.  It’s not nearly as common in San Francisco to see the free rubbers in bars,  but if you go out in the Castro, free condoms are everywhere.  And worst comes to worst, you can always go to Planned Parenthood.  Their condoms may feel like have ing sex with sandpaper, but it’s better than getting a baby or the Clap.