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Broke-Ass Porn: Craigslist

Updated: Aug 08, 2011 10:54
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Once a week we present Broke-Ass Porn.  It’s visually stimulating material for the financially impaired.  If this shit doesn’t get you going, you’re not as broke as you thought:

Craigslist, the great American equalizer.  Everyone is on par with each other on good old CL.  Whether you’re trying to sell your couch or looking for someone’s used panties to sniff, no person has greater worth (or self consciousness) than anyone else.  Each person is simply given an anonymous number and that is is what allows you to let your freak flag fly.

Whether you’re looking for a job, an apartment, the cute redhead you saw on the train, a used bike, or simply some no strings attached oral sex, craigslist has it all. This giant online bulletin board makes finding anything so much easier. In fact I’ve found all of my apartments on here.

Whatever, I know you already know all about the wondrous world of craigslist, but I just had to tell you the best thing I ever saw posted. It was in the missed connections’ area for San Francisco and said, “Last night at King Diner I was the man who puked all over the place. You were the woman who helped me clean it up. I think I love you and want to see you again. That may be fairly easy because I’m pretty sure you are a prostitute. If you want to find me I’ll be the guy at 5th & Market playing chess with the brown bagged King Cobra 40.” I’m not joking.

Yes, craigslist is a broke-ass’s best friend.  Even if you’re not looking to for a fuck or a futon it’s always a FREE form of entertainment.  Hell it’s probably the most entertaining website in the world, next to this one of course.

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Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap

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Stuart Schuffman, aka Broke-Ass Stuart, is a travel writer, poet, TV host, activist, and general shit-stirrer. His website BrokeAssStuart.com is one of the most influential arts & culture sites in the San Francisco Bay Area and his freelance writing has been featured in Lonely Planet, Conde Nast Traveler, The Bold Italic, Geek.com and too many other outlets to remember. His weekly column, Broke-Ass City, appears every other Thursday in the San Francisco Examiner. Stuart’s writing has been translated into four languages. In 2011 Stuart created and hosted the travel show Young, Broke, and Beautiful on IFC and in 2015 he ran for Mayor of San Francisco and got nearly 20k votes.

He's been called "an Underground legend": SF Chronicle, "an SF cult hero":SF Bay Guardian, and "the chief of cheap": Time Out New York.