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Thirsty Haiku at Dawn

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It’s been a super long night. Don’t you wish you wrote haikus about what you did last night…or maybe this morning….?

Here are some late night haiku clues as to where to party to the break of dawn. Find them below:

1) Tomato Vodka

Breakfast of champions, yo

Celery Castro

2) Sleepy, tired, thirsty

Mimosa never again

Fuck all those bubbles

3) Tecate Hottie

Where’s my lime, sliced in wedges

Have you any salt?

Go big or go home, cause that’s where I’m at…..

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Heidi Smith - The Ultimate Scavenger

Heidi Smith - The Ultimate Scavenger

Heidi works for a non-profit cultural exchange organization helping others experience life from a different perspective. She likes magnetizing the obscure and scavenging the city for fun, free things to do. She is a world traveler, a freelance writer and a spontaneous chef. She is also said to be part-mermaid.

2 Comments

  1. Mieke Johnson
    June 5, 2011 at 7:19 pm

    You’re funny 🙂  BTW… I love reading your posts.  I think I check for new stories daily!

    • Heidi Smith - The Ultimate Scavenger
      Irismermaid
      June 6, 2011 at 11:40 pm

      thanks mega! xoxo