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This Might Be the Best Shirt We’ve Ever Made

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I love this shirt so much. It might literally be the best shirt we’ve ever made. It’s so clever that it’s stupid. Or maybe it’s so stupid that it’s clever. Regardless, it’s both stupid and clever.

And that is exactly why it is awesome! Who knew irony could be so adorable?

You can get your own magnificent shirt right here

I love the idea of people looking at the wearer and thinking “Wait…do they know that the shirt is wrong or are they just fucking with me?” I bet it’s gonna happen all the time!

And I hope we can make this shirt popular enough that tourist shops want to start selling it. And then imagine the glory of tourists buying the shirt and then actually wearing it unironically! It would be absolutely hilarious. And if this is successful we’ll be putting out other shirts in the same theme. So….

Grab your shirt right here

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Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap

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Stuart Schuffman, aka Broke-Ass Stuart, is a travel writer, poet, TV host, activist, and general shit-stirrer. His website is one of the most influential arts & culture sites in the San Francisco Bay Area and his freelance writing has been featured in Lonely Planet, Conde Nast Traveler, The Bold Italic, and too many other outlets to remember. His weekly column, Broke-Ass City, appears every other Thursday in the San Francisco Examiner. Stuart’s writing has been translated into four languages. In 2011 Stuart created and hosted the travel show Young, Broke, and Beautiful on IFC and in 2015 he ran for Mayor of San Francisco and got nearly 20k votes.

He's been called "an Underground legend": SF Chronicle, "an SF cult hero":SF Bay Guardian, and "the chief of cheap": Time Out New York.