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VBar Cafe NYC
Everyone knows the tired cliches of people setting up their laptops in public and banging away at the keys to make themselves feel more writerly. But sometimes you really do need to work someplace that isn’t your messy house, or a depressing, urine soaked library. For that purpose, my favorite
Humpday Videos: Portishead “Only You”
We here at Broke-Ass Stuart’s Goddamn Website remember a kinder, gentler, funkier time when there was an entire network devoted to playing awesome new music videos. Men named Pinfield and women named Idalis would introduce block after block of original music videos from various genres interspersed with interviews with musicians
The 90s Are Back! We Have Color Changing Shirts!
As 2024 winds down, we’re reflecting on another incredible year of sharing the stories, art, culture, and nightlife that make the Bay Area so unique. BrokeAssStuart.com wouldn’t be what it is without you—our community of readers, supporters, and believers in independent media. This year, instead of asking you to join Patreon
Scary Plastic Surgery
I have become somewhat obsessed with Heidi Montag’s insane surgical transformation. I was standing on in line at the drugstore and saw this: Let’s ignore for a moment that the coverage of our first African-American president’s first year in office is relegated to a sidebar. Instead let’s focus on the
Pinche Taqueria
Everyone on the West Coast (if any of them are reading this) is just gonna hate, but I can’t help it. I was born in New York City and lived for 28 years within spitting distance of place which gives you an idea of what kind of Mexican food I
Yoga at MOMA and Pauly D at Sutton Place
I’ve got your Saturday riiiiiiight here: You wanna relax? You wanna commune with your inner self? You want to stretch muscle fiber, sinew and the fabric of your mind by participating in that most ancient of mind-body arts underneath the shadow of a dessicated whale carcass? Well, look no further
Humpday Videos: Flying Lotus: Parisian Goldfish
We here at Broke-Ass Stuart remember a kinder, gentler, funkier time when there was an entire network devoted to playing awesome new music videos. Men named Pinfield and women named Idalis would introduce block after block of original music videos from various genres interspersed with interviews with musicians and video
Golden Globe Fashion – A Quick Review
I never watch the Golden Globes. I know its important to the careers of the nominees and I do find the results to be an interesting barometer of what the larger culture thinks is significant in the world of entertainment. I also think its soooooo boring. I find out the
NYC Cocktail Lounges Worth the Splurge
One of the best things about being in NYC is the bevy of places where cheap–and even free–booze can be found. Dive bars, gallery openings, beer tastings and more abound all over the city, so, generally speaking. your level of cheap intoxication is entirely dependent on your motivation. I remember