I have a confession to make. Sometimes, I can, uh, go a little temporarily mad, to paraphrase Norman Bates. Not in a murdery kind of way or anything, but more in an obsessive/stalkery kind of way when it comes to stacking myself up against exes of current or ex-boyfriends. This

Hey! It’s the weirdest thing, Renee.  Remember when Jerry Maguire came out?  Aw, come on!  Sure you do! Look at you! You were this young, fresh-faced blondish brownish haired little thing that we all liked because you were cute, but not cute enough that it made us feel competitive or