Natalie Portman

31 Jan 2011

SAG Red Carpet

Yayyy Yayy it’s awards show season yayy!! We all care so much! Let’s get down to brass fucking tacks, shall we? Who looked good and who looked not good?  Begin! Natalie Portman Okay Natalie. I thought your Golden Globes dress sukked. Like, people I’m friends with liked it, but I

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24 Apr 2009

FREE MoMA, Earth Fair at Grand Central, Natalie Portman

I have a bad taste in my mouth from last night, which I’ve narrowed down to extra durrrty martinis or the two double cheeseburgers I ate at 3 am at the Delancey/Essex McDonald’s where a drunk dude in a blazer almost got socked by the on duty Wo-manager for taking

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10 Jul 2024

This Literary Magazine Release Party Will Be Epic!

The Huge Release Party for the Literary Magazine In case you haven’t heard, we just put out an incredible literary magazine called The Dreams I Dreamt: Letters to San Francisco thanks to a grant from the Civic Joy Fund. It’s a gift to San Francisco, where 19 of The City’s

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23 Apr 2009

Spike Lee at SOHO Apple Store: Re-cap and Advice for Natalie Portman et al.

Yesterday was Earth Day and I didn’t do anything beyond breathe some oxygen and fertilize some porcelain.  Well, that isn’t entirely true. First, there is no way that toilet was porcelain and second, I went to see Spike Lee speak at the SOHO Apple Store, which i DID tell you

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