Natalie Portman

SAG Red Carpet
Yayyy Yayy it’s awards show season yayy!! We all care so much! Let’s get down to brass fucking tacks, shall we? Who looked good and who looked not good? Begin! Natalie Portman Okay Natalie. I thought your Golden Globes dress sukked. Like, people I’m friends with liked it, but I

FREE MoMA, Earth Fair at Grand Central, Natalie Portman
I have a bad taste in my mouth from last night, which I’ve narrowed down to extra durrrty martinis or the two double cheeseburgers I ate at 3 am at the Delancey/Essex McDonald’s where a drunk dude in a blazer almost got socked by the on duty Wo-manager for taking

The San Francisco Beer Passport is Here!
Step into a world of adventure with the San Francisco Beer Passport. There’s no better way to explore San Francisco than to literally drink it in. This passport is amazing! Each one contains 37 coupons to buy one beer, get a second beer FREE at 37 of the finest locally owned bars,

Spike Lee at SOHO Apple Store: Re-cap and Advice for Natalie Portman et al.
Yesterday was Earth Day and I didn’t do anything beyond breathe some oxygen and fertilize some porcelain. Well, that isn’t entirely true. First, there is no way that toilet was porcelain and second, I went to see Spike Lee speak at the SOHO Apple Store, which i DID tell you