Three Stooges Mini Marathon Tonight!
As always, my main man Johnny Funcheap has the scoop on a killer event. The Castro Theatre recently started doing “Five Buck Tuesdays” which is where (you guessed it) you get to see classic films for $5. All day long, a seat in San Francisco’s most beautiful and historic movie theatre will only cost you a fin.
But today is something special. Of course everybody loves classics like On the Water Front and Casablanca, but if you’re reading this site, there’s a good chance that you’re just as equally into some low-brow shit. I kinda squealed with glee when I found out that not only was the Castro doing a Three Stooges mini marathon, but that the theme of it was “Curly’s Greatest Hits”. Are you kidding me? A happy meal costs about the same as two hours of the Three Stooges, and honestly, which one do you think will make you happier?
There are three screenings today: 2:30pm, 5pm, and 8pm. This will probably be the best $5 you spend all week.

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