Broke-Ass Porn: The $500 Bill
What is the thing that ties all us broke-asses together? The shit we ain’t got. Now I’m a huge advocate of loving the life you live regardless of how much money or material wealth you may have, but that doesn’t mean a motherfucker can’t fantasize! Because of that, I bring you Broke-Ass Porn. If you’ve got something you’d like to submit, send it to info@brokeassstuart.com. And without further ado, I bring you the $500 Bill:
Goddamn! Just look at this bad bitch! The dirty, filthy things I could do with you William McKinley…hell I would video tape it and put it on the internet! You’re like an entire economic stimulus check all at once. And oooooweee!!! Look at that backside. I wanna kiss the people who printed your sweet ass for making you so fine and crisp. Mr. McKinley, I think I love you.
That concludes this session of Broke-Ass Porn. I hope it was as good for you as it was for me.
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