Broke-Ass Porn: The $500 Bill

What is the thing that ties all us broke-asses together?  The shit we ain’t got.  Now I’m a huge advocate of loving the life you live regardless of how much money or material wealth you may have, but that doesn’t mean a motherfucker can’t fantasize!  Because of that, I bring you Broke-Ass Porn.  If you’ve got something you’d like to submit, send it to info@brokeassstuart.com. And without further ado, I bring you the $500 Bill:

Goddamn!  Just look at this bad bitch!  The dirty, filthy things I could do with you William McKinley…hell I would video tape it and put it on the internet!  You’re like an entire economic stimulus check all at once.  And oooooweee!!!  Look at that backside.  I wanna kiss the people who printed your sweet ass for making you so fine and crisp.  Mr. McKinley, I think I love you.

That concludes this session of Broke-Ass Porn.  I hope it was as good for you as it was for me.