Broke-Ass Porn: Hot Sauce

Once a week we present Broke-Ass Porn.  It’s visually stimulating material for the financially impaired.  If this shit doesn’t get you going, you’re not as broke as you thought:

Whether it’s Tapatio, Sriracha, Cholula, Frank’s Red Hot, or simple ass Tabasco, every broke-ass needs a way to spice up their food.  Let’s face it, those seasoning packages that come with top ramen never fully do the trick.  I’m personally a Tapatio man myself, but certain situations call for certain sauces.  For example, Sriracha goes much better with Vietnamese food than Frank’s Red Hot does, and Tabasco just pretty much sucks.  There I said it, TABASCO SUCKS!  Let the hate mail start pouring in.  Wack ass vinegary tasting shit.

I’m so partial to Tapatio that I brought some with me when I moved to New York.  I was worried that they wouldn’t have it.  Luckily I found a few bodegas in my neighborhood that did.  Otherwise I would’ve been a very sad boy.  I even like to put Tapatio on popcorn.

So what’s your favorite hot sauce and what’s the weirdest thing you put it on?  Leave your answers below in the comment section and let’s see whose got the best, worst, and weirdest tastes.

Also look at this amazing mini Sriracha bottle that goes on your keychain! You can get it here.

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