FREE Booze and Cool Furniture at Dusty Modern Grand Opening Party Tonight!

Booze and furniture -- Friday night staples.

Looking for something to do this weekend involving FREE booze, cool art, furniture and the Mission, but don’t want to stoop to showing up at the front door of your ex-boyfriend or girlfriend and risking an outbreak of those pesky genital warts?  I’ve got you covered.

Tonight at 5pm, Dusty Modern, a new furniture store/art gallery on 20th and South Van Ness, is celebrating its grand opening with FREE PBR, Tecate, cheap champagne (because who can tell the difference anyway, right?) and a whole bunch of good-looking people who think mid-century artifacts are bad-ass.  I’m a big fan of the art-gallery-slash-other-things (art-gallery-slash-bar, art-gallery-slash-bathroom stall), but art-gallery-slash-furniture store is kind of brilliant.  Especially for tonight, when you won’t have to go far at all to find a seat when you start seeing quadruple after your tenth FREE Tecate.