Borrow Lombardi Sports’ Rooftop for Fleet Week!

Some airplane tricks or something

Loud noises!  Sailors!  Gay guys in hot pants!  These fit right into a game I like to call “Halloween, Pride or Fleet Week?”  One look out the window should tell you (as if you don’t already know, you savvy San Franciscan, you) that it’s FLEET WEEK and you know what that means — GIANTS PLAYOFFS!  Oops, still on last night time.  Do-over.

It’s FLEET WEEK and you know what that means — loud noises, sailors and gay guys in hot pants.  And some kind of airplanes doing twirlies or whatever they’re called in aviation land.  Anyway, point is you don’t want to miss out on the festivities of Fleet Week or everyone will think you’re lame.  But what if you don’t have a rooftop you can view the air show on Saturday from (without your landlord hearing you stomping around on it because he lives directly below)?

GO TO LOMBARDI SPORTS!  They have a rooftop they’re willing to let you borrow as long as you RSVP to info@lombardisports.com with the number of guests in your party and FREE food and drinks for all!  For those of you protesting Fleet Week, you can just sulk, make mean faces and check out the “historical Hawaiian photography exhibit” that will be on display.  Or make out with a non-sailor.  Just do what feels right.

Photo courtesy of macdillhappenings.com and hat tip to Johnny Funcheap