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My girlfriend keeps telling me I’m a bad investment because I’m probably gonna die prematurely of a heart attack.  But my usual response is something like, “mmmhau mmm uh mmba” because I’ve got a mouth full of delicious artery clogging food.

I am trying to eat better though.  Less red meat, more chicken.  Less fried food, more chicken.  More greens, and more chicken (I hear chicken is pretty good for you).  But despite how good I try to eat, if I’m filled with the spirits and come across a bacon dog cart, it’s almost impossible to say “no”.  The smell alone has me reaching for my wallet, and luckily when I pull it out, the kind bacon dog vendor quotes me a price that doesn’t hurt.  I think it’s $3 but then again, I’m usually a bit twisted and don’t remember I had a bacon dog until I see the mustard on my shirt the next morning.

Just look at that photo above.  Good god, I could go for one right now…What’s that honey?  No, I’m not sniffing my computer screen (yes I am).

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Stuart Schuffman, aka Broke-Ass Stuart, is a travel writer, poet, TV host, activist, and general shit-stirrer. His website BrokeAssStuart.com is one of the most influential arts & culture sites in the San Francisco Bay Area and his freelance writing has been featured in Lonely Planet, Conde Nast Traveler, The Bold Italic, Geek.com and too many other outlets to remember. His weekly column, Broke-Ass City, appears every other Thursday in the San Francisco Examiner. Stuart’s writing has been translated into four languages. In 2011 Stuart created and hosted the travel show Young, Broke, and Beautiful on IFC and in 2015 he ran for Mayor of San Francisco and got nearly 20k votes.

He's been called "an Underground legend": SF Chronicle , "an SF cult hero": SF Bay Guardian, and "the chief of cheap": Time Out New York.

5 Comments

  1. August 29, 2009 at 11:07 am

    By the time people are smelling these things in front of the Beauty Bar, let’s be honest: this is arguably the healthiest food within 5 miles.

    Coats the stomach? Check.

    Fills a person up? Check.

    Keeps people from getting E Coli at El Farolito? a competitor down the street?

    CHECK.

  2. August 29, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    Pigs are smarter than dogs.

  3. Laurel
    August 29, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    Good god, YUM!

  4. hungrytothemax
    September 3, 2009 at 8:45 am

    I love bacon wrapped hot dogs and i hate hot dogs. Wrap anything in bacon, well, almost anything in bacon and it is gonna be good. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaK9bjLy3v4&feature=PlayList&p=683AE90B86B4FB74&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=2