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Brokelyn and Broke-Ass Stuart present: The Jorts-off Dance Off!

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This is an epic event years in the making. Myself and the fine folks over at Brokelyn are finally joining forces in brokeitude to bring you The Jorts-off Dance off! That’s right we are throwing a FREE dance party this Thursday and we want to see all your lovely financially challenged faces there! Here are the details:

The first ever joint Brokelyn and Broke-Ass Stuart event! Let’s celebrate the long-awaiting arrival of summer with a summer jamz dance party. DJ Adam Mandel will be spinning the coolest summer hits of all time while we party down. Let’s adjust the base and let the alpine blast, pop in my cd and let me run a rhyme, and put your car on cruise and lay back cause this is SUMMERTIME.

-Summah drink special: $3 Tecates all night!

-Best jorts contest! Wear your flyest pair of cutoffs and show em off to win prizes.


And also, to beat the heat: FREE FREEZE POPS!!

Other food and drinks and summer spritzers available from the good folks at Bedford Hill.

Peep the FB event and feel free to RSVP so we know how many folks are coming. I’m really looking forward to partying with you folks!

Brokelyn and Broke-Ass Stuart present: The Jorts-off Dance Off!
Thursday, June 6th
343 Franklin Ave btw Greene and Lexington Aves.

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Stuart Schuffman, aka Broke-Ass Stuart, is a travel writer, poet, TV host, activist, and general shit-stirrer. His website is one of the most influential arts & culture sites in the San Francisco Bay Area and his freelance writing has been featured in Lonely Planet, Conde Nast Traveler, The Bold Italic, and too many other outlets to remember. His weekly column, Broke-Ass City, appears every other Thursday in the San Francisco Examiner. Stuart’s writing has been translated into four languages. In 2011 Stuart created and hosted the travel show Young, Broke, and Beautiful on IFC and in 2015 he ran for Mayor of San Francisco and got nearly 20k votes.

He's been called "an Underground legend": SF Chronicle, "an SF cult hero":SF Bay Guardian, and "the chief of cheap": Time Out New York.