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Union Square ‘Dong Is Everything’ Promotion Is Hard On The Eyes

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We stood at attention when walking up Stockton Street in Union Square this week and noticed what appears to be a very large “Dong is Everything” ad campaign in one of the storefront windows.

It is semi difficult to understand, but the display in the Nespresso Boutique at Stockton and O’Farrell Streets is actually part of the chain’s “Doing is Everything” campaign that claims the chain’s commitment to “reducing, reusing, and recycling,” “supporting farmers’ livelihoods,” and “making your cup fully carbon neutral.”

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But this boner of a display if getting plenty of laughs on Reddit, and some are speculating that the resemblance to ‘Dong’ is not an accident.

They were “fully aware of what they were dong,” according to one Redditor.

If you want to enjoy this big dong and maybe even take a dong pic, ride it to the Nespresso Boutique at 55 Stockton Street.

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