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The Pursuit of the Perfect Taco

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Can you recall the most unforgettable taco moment of your life?

Mine was June 8th, 2023, in the Narvarte neighborhood of Mexico City at El Vilsito. The star of the show? A “gringa de pastor” that left a clear mark on my taste buds and has since ignited a nonstop craving for that extraordinary food moment.

Now, let’s backtrack a bit. As someone who grew up in San Francisco, lived in Los Angeles, and who has explored the taco trails of California and Mexico, I thought I had tasted the pinnacle of taco perfection. Little did I know, my taco journey had merely scratched the surface. What I once considered the peak of taco excellence was, in reality, just the realm of good and great. It took a fateful business trip to CDMX to shatter my taco illusions and introduce me to an entirely new level of taco brilliance.

You might be wondering, what elevates a taco to the status of being newsworthy? Allow me to introduce you to the elements that propelled this particular taco into the limelight.

First and foremost, let’s talk meat. Behold, a colossal pork slab rotating gracefully on a monumental spit, caressed by enormous dancing flames. Crowned by a luscious pineapple, the juices flowed, infusing the tender, marinated pork with unparalleled succulence. The result? A beautifully charred exterior enveloping a moist and flavorful interior, a harmonious marriage of textures and tastes.

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But the magic doesn’t stop at the meat. Oh no, there’s much more to this masterpiece. The art of slicing and presentation is key. Each whisper-thin slice of pork is artfully layered within the taco, offering so much crunch and flavor in every bite. And mind you, we’re still only focusing on the exceptional meat, which is merely the tip of the “supreme royalty” iceberg.

Now, let’s talk assembly. Picture a gringa taco—a generously sized flour tortilla grilled to cheese perfection reminiscent of a quesadilla. Yet, it stands open-faced like a taco, inviting you to fold it in half for a magical handheld experience. The canvas: melted cheese slathered with their signature avocado salsa, generous pineapple chunks, a miniature mountain of marinated pork perfection, all crowned with fresh cilantro and chopped onions. Served on a colorful plate with unlimited lime and salsa bar options. It’s a taco dream come true.

I must warn you, these gringa pastor tacos are substantial. The waiter’s adamant suggestion that we order just one was met with our stubborn resolve for two, and perhaps he had a point. Yet, in the face of limited opportunities to revisit this taco haven, our appetites remained undeterred.

Now, let’s delve into the unique tapestry of El Vilsito’s setting.

By day, it’s an unassuming automotive repair shop. But as the sun sets, a taco metamorphosis occurs. The evening air fills with the sizzle of meat, while a diverse crowd of taco enthusiasts eager to indulge line up.

As the night unfolds, this unassuming locale transforms into a hub of flavors, music, and camaraderie. Local guitar strums and singing paint the ambiance, while vibrant primary-colored plastic plates adorn dashboards like eye-catching badges of honor.

The flames dance, the meat rotates, and the staff buzzes with efficiency and warmth. What a tremendous experience. 

Now, dear reader, the million-dollar question: Can this taco treasure be unearthed closer to home, in the heart of San Francisco or the Bay Area? Email your insights, your taco haunts, and let’s discuss.

As we embark on a journey to discover the elusive gringa pastor taco on our turf, I implore you—reveal your cherished taco gems. Where have you found your taco nirvana? Share your wisdom, and let the taco revelry begin! 🌮🔥

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