Mac On Sunday with the Greenpoint Mac Off

The 1st ever Great Greenpoint Mac-Off is about mac & cheese is not hipster speed dating, which means you should leave the space suit at home because no one likes a fart in a space suit. 4 bars will be dishing out free samples  alongside drink specials. The leisure crawl starts at 4pm and is pretty much at your own pace.  Because of the dangerous combination of beer and cheese, I’d time the outdoor stretches carefully to have some private sidewalk to save others the from awkward eye-aversions, shallow mouth breathing (too deep is worse than nose breathing in some cases), and the inhibition it takes to pretend you didn’t hear a fart, which is nearly impossible for me.  The thing wraps up at 8pm with “celebrity” judges spewing their opinions, but the ultimate champion’s title is determined by you, the constipated participant.

When: Sunday, March 22 4pm-8pm

Check out all of the details at FreeNYC and the fancy full-size flyer with map.

Bars Participating

1. Red Star
37 Greenpoint Ave
(718) 349-0149.

2. The Habitat
988 Manhattan Ave
(718) 383-5815

3. The Mark Bar
1025 Manhattan Ave
(718) 349-2340

4. t.b.d. Brooklyn
244 Franklin St.
(718) 349-6727