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Better Late Than Never….
Today was kind of a crazy day. Boyfriend sick and I needed to run errands for juice &c and do my best Florence Nightengale impression order to nurse him back to health. Then I sat down to write my feature, but first checked my email and thank goodness I did.
HumpDay Videos: Beck and Charlotte Gainsbourg: Heaven Can Wait
Today on the East Coast is freezing, icy, miserable and extra depressing given that this is just the very beginning of what promises to be an interminable, dark and suicide-inducing winter. Well! In order to cheer myself (and possibly you) up, I have decided to post the following delightful, happy
The 90s Are Back! We Have Color Changing Shirts!
As 2024 winds down, we’re reflecting on another incredible year of sharing the stories, art, culture, and nightlife that make the Bay Area so unique. BrokeAssStuart.com wouldn’t be what it is without you—our community of readers, supporters, and believers in independent media. This year, instead of asking you to join Patreon
Six Products to Beat the Winter Pasties
Well the winter is here, and as I sit here I can feel the cold, horrible air outside and the hot skin-drying air of the heater inside. For you West Coasters, things may be getting only slightly mild, but for those of us on the Eastern seaboard, that winter chill
Tree Lightin’ and Figure Skatin’
You thought I was talking about Rockefeller Center, didn’t ya? Well I wouldn’t do you like that, dear readers. As someone who grew up within vomiting distance of Rockefeller Center, I spent many a miserable, overcrowded, annoying December 4th being dragged by my parents (along with my sister and any
The Ballad of Willy Smith
You’re sick in bed with a cold and you feel really shitty. You’ve just eaten a bowl of chicken noodle soup, chugged some OJ and swallowed a couple of Tylenol and you still don’t feel better. The only thing left to do is tune in to the one television program
Humpday Videos: Hooray for Earth “Surrounded by Your Friends”
We here at Broke-Ass Stuart remember a kinder, gentler, funkier time when there was an entire network devoted to playing awesome new music videos. Men named Pinfield and women named Idalis would introduce block after block of original music videos from various genres interspersed with interviews with musicians and video
Pig Heaven – Not Safe for Vegetarians
Those of you who eat meat know that as delicious as chicken, turkey and beef can be, there is only One True Meat. The one that deserves to be called God’s Meat, and that meat is Pork. This delicious, salty, flavorful nectar of the animal-gods is the main reason why
Black Friday Stroll, OPEN at Santos Party House
For most of us, the day after Thanksgiving is totally awesome. It’s a free day off but stuff is open if you need it, it’s a Friday which means good times will be happening at night and in the morning and its the famously significant Black Friday, where shop owners,