Jake Warren

10 Mar 2025

Five Easy Essentials for a Delightful Day at Dolores Park

To enjoy a pain-free and enjoyable day at Dolores Park, it’s essential to pack sunscreen, a trusty towel or blanket, treats for yourself and friends, a good book, and a plastic bag for party garbage.

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10 Mar 2025

Anti-Trump Protests Bring Thousands to San Francisco

Thousands of activists gathered in San Francisco to protest Trump’s anti-humanitarian stance, with rallies organized by Stand Up for Science and the Women’s March, highlighting the importance of science and women’s rights in protecting our rights and future.

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06 Dec 2024

The 2025 SF Beer Passport is Here!

Step into a world of adventure with the San Francisco Beer Passport. There’s no better way to explore San Francisco than to literally drink it in. This passport is amazing! Each one contains 28 coupons to buy one beer, get a second beer FREE at 28 of the finest locally

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03 Mar 2025

Why Downtown San Francisco Is Struggling

Downtown San Francisco is struggling, not because of WFH (work from home), COVID, or even the tech industry’s great abdication. It’s in trouble because it was made to struggle, by force and design. The city’s upper-right quadrant, where it first emerged from the water like some Silurian hexapod, has undergone

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23 Feb 2025

Bob’s Donuts Moves to Hole New Location

If you’ve ever stumbled drunk down Polk Street, chances are you wandered into Bob’s Donuts on your way. How can you not? You can pick up the sweetness of vanilla and cinnamon from a block away. Is there a line out the door? Probably. Good thing you’re wasted. You have

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19 Feb 2025

Mayor Lurie to Establish “Police-Friendly” Stabilization Center at 822 Geary

Seeming to fulfill his promise of opening a new shelter, Mayor Daniel Lurie announced plans for a “stabilization center” at 822 Geary. The center, part of Lurie’s Fentanyl Emergency Ordinance, is already drawing praise from Tenderloin safety advocates. It also received strong support from controversial D-6 Supervisor Matt Dorsey. With

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17 Feb 2025

Why Doesn’t SF Have More Cafés?

San Francisco is a perfect city for cafés. Parisian-style cafés spilling out onto the street, corner cafés with daylong sunlight, cozy coffeeshops with low couches and dry cappuccinos. We have a handful of legends holding down the fort (Buena Vista Café, Greco, Café Trieste, etc.). Chiller venues like Coffee To

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10 Feb 2025

Is SFMTA Holding Muni Hostage?

Thinning, truncating, or outright suspending service on certain Muni lines has been in talks for a few months now. As cuts go into effect, their repercussions offer a bleak insight into the future of our reportedly struggling transportation division. Stops trimmed of several lines or reduced to an inconvenient stump.

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10 Feb 2025

This Flu Is Kicking Everyone’s Ass

On Day 4 of my partner’s ongoing fever, I insisted he call his doctor. He’s currently laid up with a mean case of flu—the worst he’s had in his thirty-one years on Earth. His temperature fluctuates between 99° and 102°, flirting with 103°. He sweats out as much as he

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