JC Carlston

06 Feb 2024

Las Vegas Mayor Says A’s Should Stay In Oakland

Whoa Nellie! Wait, wrong sport, wrong Oakland icon. Let’s go with whoa Ricky! On Tuesday leading up to the first Super Bowl being held in the once banned sports city of Las Vegas mayor Carolyn Goodman took to the Front Office Sports Podcast on Tuesday to share her thoughts on

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04 Feb 2024

A Night of North Beach Magic with Z-Man

The other night was like a movie. At least that’s what my text read from my neighbor Gabriel as I choked my way through my morning…err afternoon smoothie. Thank god for cloud cover because the sun is the last thing I want to see right now. It was a rainy

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02 Dec 2024

The 90s Are Back! We Have Color Changing Shirts!

As 2024 winds down, we’re reflecting on another incredible year of sharing the stories, art, culture, and nightlife that make the Bay Area so unique. BrokeAssStuart.com wouldn’t be what it is without you—our community of readers, supporters, and believers in independent media. This year, instead of asking you to join Patreon

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24 Jan 2024

Is Dre Greenlaw Still Running Around Levi’s? Your 49ers NFC Championship Preview

Now that it’s Wednesday afternoon and my heart rate has finally subsided to its normal pizza and chicken wings resting rate, we can unpack some things about last weekend’s Niners’ game. Dre Greenlaw single handedly put an entire region, let alone the city of San Francisco, into what can only

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10 Dec 2023

Ohtani To The Dodgers for $700 Million. Are the Giants Paying Attention?

The Dodgers are betting against the market. As it pains me to say Shohei Ohtani is a Dodger. 700 million dollars over ten years. That’s 70 million a year and 48 thousand an inning but more on that later. He is making more than the A’s and Orioles entire payroll.

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08 Dec 2023

San Francisco: Are You Ready to Root For the…Cowboys?

I know it’s hard to even fathom, but here I am. That I’m even sitting here writing this as I stare out a snowy window in central Oregon, sipping my morning coffee, listening to the national media praise Dak Prescott while calling Brock Purdy a system quarterback. It’s time San

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02 Dec 2023

Oakland Gets a New Pro Baseball Team: The Oakland Ballers

There was a big announcement in Oakland this week: The Town is welcoming back professional baseball in the form of the Oakland Ballers. No, unfortunately they won’t be competing against John Fisher and whatever he scrapes off the MLB trash heap to form the 2024 A’s. But the Oakland B’s

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18 Nov 2023

Hey A’s Fans, Us Giants Fans Have Your Back

Alright A’s fans hear me out. I know, I know, too soon. I feel your pain having grown up with an A’s mom who babysat as a teen in the East Bay for Jim “Catfish” Hunter while he pitched in those classic World Series games of the 70’s. I definitely

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27 Jan 2023

Legendary Oakland Rapper Dangerous Dame Has Passed Away

If you were a fan of, or know somebody who was a fan of, early to mid 90’s Bay Area hip hop, then you have probably heard the news by now. Pioneering Oakland rapper Damon “Dangerous Dame” Edwards passed away suddenly on Wednesday January 25th. The cause of death is

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