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SF Service Industry Folks Can Now Grab “Know Your Rights” Cards for Coworkers
After 20+ years working in the service industry I can tell you that it is 100% dependent on immigrant labor. Anyone can see that the US economy would crumble without immigrants…unless you’re in a shitty cult where everyone wears stupid fucking red hats (like how do the people in the

Orphan Andy’s, One of SF’s Last 24-Hour Diners, is for Sale
Orphan Andy’s in the Castro is up for sale for $250,000, with owners Dennis Ziebell and Bill Pung retiring after 46 years of serving the community.

The 2025 SF Beer Passport is Here!
Step into a world of adventure with the San Francisco Beer Passport. There’s no better way to explore San Francisco than to literally drink it in. This passport is amazing! Each one contains 28 coupons to buy one beer, get a second beer FREE at 28 of the finest locally

Bake Muffins & Feed Homeless Folks For National Muffin Day!
National Muffin Day, celebrated on February 23rd, encourages people to bake muffins, donate to charities, and share their experiences on social media.

Nationwide Economic Blackout Called for Feb. 28th
Unless you’re one of those weird people who defend billionaires on the internet, you know that we are currently watching our economic system get brutally picked apart so that a handful of people at the top can get even richer. As if this wasn’t happening already, the Trump Administration, Elon

SF Cannabis Hero Survives Shooting, Kicks Death’s Ass Yet Again
Martin Olive, owner of the oldest dispensary in San Francisco, has survived two near-death experiences, including a recent shooting, and is currently recovering.

I Need To Get Real With You for a Minute
I need your help to keep BrokeAssStuart.com going. In 2024, we wrote over 800 articles and published over 4,000 social media posts serving the San Francisco Bay Area. We’ve covered striking workers, fine artists, corrupt politicians, fantastic drag performers, colorful weirdos, cherished small businesses, and the vital news that the

Help me Celebrate My 44th Birthday!
Today is My 44th Birthday! Gosh that sounds older than I feel. The pic above is from my 24th birthday party. I can’t believe it was 20 years ago! And you know what’s crazy? I had already been doing Broke-Ass Stuart for 6 months by that point! I’ve Been Doing

Satire Website Accidentally Reports Actual News About Altoona McDonald’s
On 9 December 2024, five days after the targeted fatal shooting of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, the suspect, 26-year-old Maryland native Luigi Mangione, was apprehended in Altoona, Pennsylvania and charged with second-degree murder and numerous other offenses. According to the manifesto discovered during the arrest, Mangione despaired of the US