San Francisco
Grill Cheese Cook Off in Dolores Park!
 by Broke-Ass Stuart   Good God!  Can you think of anything more just and holy in the world?  My fingers are trembling too much from excitement to get into all the details, so just click here for the 411.  It’s happening today, like right now.  GO!
Press Conference to Save Bay to Breakers Today!
 This is YOUR race so come out and show your support!  It takes place at 11:30am on the steps of SF’s City Hall.  See you there!  To learn more about the cause, go here
Press Conference to Help Save Bay to Breakers on Thursday
by Broke-Ass Stuart   For all those who’ve been keeping up on the whole ruining of Bay to Breakers ordeal, I’ve got some interesting news.  The Citizens for the Preservation of Bay to Breakers, a group of which I’m on the committee, has decided to hold a press conference on the
Holy Balls! Free Indian Food Today!
  Every Sunday Kindness Kitchen will be serving FREE vegetarian Indian food from 11:30am-3pm.  It all goes down at the Maharani Restaurant.  While your bill will be $0.00, you are encouraged to donate as much money as you choose.  Part of the money goes to charity and the other part
Broke-Ass Bay to Breakers
  If you get a chance, pick up the SF Chronicle today.  I was interviewed for an article defending Bay to Breakers.  The article is pretty good, even if the writer opted to quote me as Stuart Schuffman instead of Broke-Ass Stuart like I asked him to.  Whatever.  Here’s
Fuck Valentine’s Day
  Instead of sitting at home and masturbating with your tears while thinking about your ex, why don’t you go out and do something for Valentine’s Day’s this year?  No, I don’t mean surprising said ex and begging them to take you back, I mean doing something completely different than you did
Wanna Help Save Bay 2 Breakers?
By Broke-Ass Stuart   If so then here’s some things you can do by just clicking a bunch of shit on your keyboard:  *Join this Facebook Group: Citizens for the Preservation of Bay 2 Breakers  *Sign this Petition: Save Bay to Breakers  More than anything I
Good vs. Evil
by Broke-Ass Stuart – Editor in Cheap  Today was a strange day in the ongoing battle between all that is good in this world and all that is evil.  Both sides had major victories, but who the winner is, it’s hard to say.   On one hand, we