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Bay to Breakers Update
by Broke-Ass Stuart From Edward Sharpless, the guy spearheading the movement to save Bay to Breakers: Unfortunately, I don’t have good news for you. Yesterday, I did not hear from race organizers until after 5 PM, even though we had a 4 PM call scheduled
Dooley’s Open Bar @ Aspen Tonight!
I’m sitting at the computer in my sleeping bag today and it’s not even that cold. This apartment is like a walk-in with furniture; some sick chef’s pet Truman Show. Feel anything like Fat Tuesday, like I even know what it’s about. I equate it with Girls Gone Wild
Don’t miss the FREE shows during Noise Pop
By Broke-Ass Stuart Thanks to both Monica the Intern (from this website) and Maris from Bay Area Bourgeois for hipping me to all the great FREE shows going on during this year’s Noise Pop Festival. If you’ve got tips for great cheap shit hit me up at info@brokeassstuart.com. People all over
Free Condoms: Next stop, Tunatown – formerly serviced by Skinboat.
Here is a recession tip: Stop buying condoms, especially if you haven’t altered your middle school strategy and still buy a lot of shit you don’t need so you can try to slip your trojanz past the clerk undetected. We are in a financial crisis. Times are rough. People
Grill Cheese Cook Off in Dolores Park!
by Broke-Ass Stuart Good God! Can you think of anything more just and holy in the world? My fingers are trembling too much from excitement to get into all the details, so just click here for the 411. It’s happening today, like right now. GO!
Free Store – Load up on stuff and karma!
One summer I lived in Hana, Maui. I hitch hiked to work where I waited tables with Aunties ‘“ old Hawaiian grandmothers. On a day off I went to Red Sand Beach. Although it was “prohibited” because it bordered a traditional burial ground, you could always count on some haole
Broke-Ass Stuart interview in SF State paper
Check out this interview. It just came out yesterday.
