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Punjabi – Taxi Drivers Know Best
Unlike many of you, I went to the Sunday Show after party for the open Absinthe bar where the fire eater, go-go dancer, and juggler stood out through the thin crowd. Despite the potential for something awesome, expectations weren’t met (nothing caught on fire!) until I ordered an
Press Conference to Help Save Bay to Breakers on Thursday
by Broke-Ass Stuart For all those who’ve been keeping up on the whole ruining of Bay to Breakers ordeal, I’ve got some interesting news. The Citizens for the Preservation of Bay to Breakers, a group of which I’m on the committee, has decided to hold a press conference on the
The best thing you can do this week
by Broke-Ass Stuart I rarel’‹y give my full endor’‹semen’‹t to a music’‹ group’‹.’‹ Sure I may help promo’‹te a frien’‹d’’‹s thing’‹ every’‹ once in awhil’‹e,’‹ but it’s not often’‹ that I’m willi’‹ng to throw’‹ my weigh’‹t behin’‹d somet’‹hing and give it my full seal of appro’‹val.’‹ That
Fishtail Prix Fixe
Photo from NY Magazine This past week had pretty much fucked me over hardcore. My apartment got broken into last Monday, and my computer got stolen, along with my roommate’s Playstation 3 and Nintendo Wii. This is the third time I’ve gotten broken into (plus mugged once,
Holy Balls! Free Indian Food Today!
Every Sunday Kindness Kitchen will be serving FREE vegetarian Indian food from 11:30am-3pm. It all goes down at the Maharani Restaurant. While your bill will be $0.00, you are encouraged to donate as much money as you choose. Part of the money goes to charity and the other part
Cupid is for Babies, Adults go for Fairies
It’s the day after and cupid has shit in his diaper and cigarette breath. I, on the other hand, have jalepeno tequila on my breath and haven’t defecated – too much cheese at the house party in Bushwick. It was manageably “festive” – a guy drew a picture of
Broke-Ass Bay to Breakers
If you get a chance, pick up the SF Chronicle today. I was interviewed for an article defending Bay to Breakers. The article is pretty good, even if the writer opted to quote me as Stuart Schuffman instead of Broke-Ass Stuart like I asked him to. Whatever. Here’s
