We’ve always thought Pope Francis was a pretty cool pope, what with his support of same-sex civil unions and his frequent railing against capitalism. But now we know the Pope is an Ass Man too, as the Daily Mail reports that Pope Francis clicked like on a Brazilian model’s ass

I have posted a Missed Connections exactly once, and the weird thing is, it worked. I was watching TV and saw a guy in the audience on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, decided he was adorable, wrote a post, and by some miracle, he saw it. This was exciting and