If you’ve been paying attention (and I know you have my little darlings) people keep giving me dope shit to give away. I always consider keeping the stuff for myself, but then I think of all you broke-asses out there who need a little extra light in your lives and

Pop Quiz. Jillian Michaels is: (A) A trainer from a show I’ve never watched, nor do I ever care to. (B) Someone I don’t care to hear or see every morning, albeit virtually (C) Someone who, when all is said and done, has made me slightly less weak (D) All