Editor’s note: Since this article was writing, Keith Lee has addressed this “review” of The Bay on his TikTok and IG @keith_lee125 and reiterated his views. He also confirmed that he didn’t end up in the hospital from anything he ate from Chef Green in Oakland. We wanted to reiterate

Corrupt and corporate San Francisco Chronicle food critic Michael Bauer has finally been put out to pasture, ending his way-too-long 32-year run as San Francisco’s shadiest restaurant reviewer. Bauer mailed it in for his final review last Friday, a four-star blowjob to the “reimagined Michael Mina” which has been there