Is the lack of a San Franciscan winter getting you down? Doesn’t shopping always make you feel better? Probably, until you realize how broke you are and that you can’t really afford to go shopping anyways… We have a solution for all you broke-ass guys out there! Come cheer yourself

Because it is game 7 of the Penguins/Caps game, I’ll be camped out in someone else’s Laz-E-Boy, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t go out.  In fact, you SHOULD go out, because one less moustachioed skeeze will be infesting the nightlife waters.  Here are some safe early options, because if