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FREE Manicure and Martini
This one comes directly from FuncheapSF.com.  While this is probably open to anyone who just wants a mani and a ‘tini (creeping Jesus!  Did I really just write “mani” and “tini”?), it’s especially targeted for those of you out there who are trying to preggers but can’t seem to do it.
FREE Beer, Wine, and The Evolution of God
The words “Evolution” and “God” don’t often go together, but if you read this site enough you know that the words “FREE”, “Beer”, and “Wine” often do. Â Loyal reader and person of extreme awesomeness Liz Wu has dropped a dime on yet another FREE boozy event. At 8pm on Tuesday,
The 90s Are Back! We Have Color Changing Shirts!
As 2024 winds down, we’re reflecting on another incredible year of sharing the stories, art, culture, and nightlife that make the Bay Area so unique. BrokeAssStuart.com wouldn’t be what it is without you—our community of readers, supporters, and believers in independent media. This year, instead of asking you to join Patreon
Mos Def, Curtis Mayfield, and FREE Grey Goose
If you remember, a few months back I hyped a Pacific Standard Time (PST) party that had FREE food from Farmer Brown and some live soul music at 330 Ritch. Â It was a lot of fun and of course I was the first one in line to get some of
Dolores Park Movie Night Tonight: Amelie
It’s that time of year again in San Francisco. Â What time am I speaking of? Â The awesomist time. Â All summer long (and for part of the spring and fall) a benevolent group of people, who go by the simple name of Dolores Park Movie Night Staff, take it upon themselves
This Just In: FREE Ice Cream at All Haagen Dazs Today!
A little birdie just let me know that Haggen Dazs is giving out FREE ice cream today (5/12) from 4-8pm at all of their stores. Â Holy Shit! Â My inner fat girl is screaming!!! Â Better get moving now! Â Here is their store locator. Â ps if you wanna stay up on
FREE Bike in Movie Screening
On Wednesday night, the Good Hotel, the SF Bicycle Coalition, and the Disposable Film Festival are teaming up to bring you a bike in movie screening.  What the fuck is that?  I’m glad you asked.  Here’s all the details sent over by the fine folks at the DFF:  The DFF
The Good Shop Grand Opening Party = FREE Drinks
I’ve been walking by this spot for a few weeks now, waiting to see what it’ll finally look like when it opens.  When they initially started working on it, I asked the kids sitting outside, “Hey, what’s this place  gonna be?”.    One of them replied while smoking a
Academy of Sciences FREE to Mission and Bernal Folks
Assuming your case of Sunday morning palsy isn’t too bad, you’re probably looking for something to do today that doesn’t involve being rained on or watching whatever awful movie is on Comedy Central. Â If you live in the Mission or Bernal Heights, I have just the thing for you: go