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How to Tell A Killer Open Mic Story
A former producer of The Moth gives advice on how to get up on stage and tell a great story
Fancy Cocktails to Make When You Don’t Have Much Money
We’ve all been there before. The bills have piled up, and your bank account has seen better days. But just because your finances are going through a rough patch, it doesn’t mean there aren’t still plenty of ways to enjoy life and have fun. And it certainly doesn’t mean you
The 90s Are Back! We Have Color Changing Shirts!
As 2024 winds down, we’re reflecting on another incredible year of sharing the stories, art, culture, and nightlife that make the Bay Area so unique. BrokeAssStuart.com wouldn’t be what it is without you—our community of readers, supporters, and believers in independent media. This year, instead of asking you to join Patreon
Midnight Noodles: An Easy Recipe for When You’re Tired & it’s Late
OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY BENDER’S BECAUSE THEY ARE BADASS. DROP BY AND MAKE SOME BAD DECISIONS WITH SOME GOOD PEOPLE! I don’t really care for pasta. One of my first restaurant jobs was hostess, then a waitress, then a line cook at Old Spaghetti Factory circa 1999; I was 18-years-old. They always
SF Building Manager Explains How to Get an Apartment
What property managers want from first time tenants and how to stand out from the crowd
How to Travel with a Dog on a Plane…Successfully
Going on a trip with your family pet is an exhilarating experience, but it also calls for extra caution in planning to ensure that everything goes well. Here are some proven tips on how to travel with a dog on a plane.
4 Things to Know Before Renting an Apartment in San Francisco
How rent control works to what to ask your landlord. You really need to find out these four things before renting anywhere in San Francisco
Hilarious Ways Not to Screw up Valentine’s Day
Each February, we’re told that if we really care about our honey, we need to show it with our wallets. Â If he doesn’t buy you artisanal chocolates, red roses, and silk lingerie, then he clearly doesn’t really love you. What bullshit! Showing our affection in less consumerist ways is pretty
DIY: How to Make Your Own Fly Trap
Like so many of us in our cramped, window-free NYC apartments, I’ve been plagued with the summer invasion of fruit flies who absolutely refuse to leave but seem to really enjoy multiplying. Awesome. While the little guys are generally harmless, they’re not the most aesthetically pleasing while hovering over a fruit bowl