Despite the fact I work across the street from a marina, and look at the water every day, I’ve never been on a boat in New York City. The Staten Island Ferry doesn’t count guys. I’m talking about a real boat, that doesn’t involve a dozens of Melanie Griffith’s rocking

The spectacle of the Oscars is just as much about what people wore, as it was about who actually won. Everyone has their best and worst dressed lists and it’s all about the ladies. Who wore what gown, what shoes, blah blah blah. While I enjoy snarky comments about ruffles