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The Cheapest Gyms Ever?
Gyms. We’ve lost site of their true purpose. Locker rooms with Bay Rum, moisturizer, and whatever fancy stuff women use. Since when does working out demand immediate pampering?  I learned some perspective after a year working out in Nicaragua. There were 3 types of gyms where I lived.  Gym
Really Good, Cheap Food @ Damon Frugal Friday
The web design for Damon Frugal Friday says it all: simple, straight-forward, no stupid flash; just good food at reasonable prices. They also boast efficient cocktail, wine, and beer selections. The whole place feels like the perfect marriage of simplicity and variety, like a nail store. Read this blurbita that
The 90s Are Back! We Have Color Changing Shirts!
As 2024 winds down, we’re reflecting on another incredible year of sharing the stories, art, culture, and nightlife that make the Bay Area so unique. BrokeAssStuart.com wouldn’t be what it is without you—our community of readers, supporters, and believers in independent media. This year, instead of asking you to join Patreon
Wonderful Wednesday: Blue Owl and Dorkbot
Hallelujah, it has stopped raining, for now. I was out in the LES last night with Stuart and Anna and the weather dampened the Drinko de Cinco spirits. Bars were pretty barren, like Ukranian women who lived near Chernobyl. But, on my walk home in the pouring rain there was
Cinco de Mayo vs. FREE Meditation Therapy
If you actually follow the website and do some things we write about, today should give a clear impression on the trajectory of your life.  Don’t worry, our analytic software can’t read your decision. We’re working on it, but just can’t seem to get the the cd out of its
“Hell On Wheels”: Free Roller Derby Documentary in Park Slope
Roller derby is like a petroleum-free Nascar race held in Punta Del Este: the crowd is there to see wrecks and girls. Â Here is a blurb from the film’s website: “Hell on Wheels is the ass kicking documentary film telling the story of a group of Texas women who
Milk the Snapple Cow: FREE Pizza and Snapple Monday – Friday
I love it when companies promote their products by giving them away for free; even better if they partner with other companies that produce a complimentary product. Â Yea, like you’re going to win MY brand loyalty. Â I haven’t had a Snapple in ages, but I will this week, before returning
May Day Bock Party: FREE Beer and Humans Dressed as Animals
If you’ve chosen a secular holiday that celebrates the accomplishments of the labour movement over Derby debauchery, you are a better person than I, and should thusly be rewarded with free drink and board. For that, check out Brouwerij Lane in Brooklyn. There won’t be any horse, but some people
Refinery 29 Pop Up Shop Starts TODAY– 50%+ off Designer Labels
Starting May 1st (TODAY, people!), and closing May 28th, Refinery 29 is setting up a Pop-Up Shop (aka a campaign called Save Fashion) at the, errr, Port Authority Bus Terminal. Though the aim is obviously to stimulate buying fashion within the financial crisis, the official word is that it is