North Bay

27 Aug 2024

Ten-Foot Python Retrieved At Bay Area Sideshow

One thing you can say about sideshows is that they’re never predictable. And as the Vallejo Police Department figured out even ten-foot pythons get hyphy every now and then. According to the Vallejo Police Department, authorities received multiple reports around 11:12 p.m. on Friday regarding a sideshow involving approximately 500

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10 Jul 2024

This New Sausalito Restaurant is Ideal for Cycling and Slurping Mussels

Ah…cycling over the Golden Gate Bridge. Threading tourists with selfie sticks and jersey-strapped cyclists over the Pacific Ocean is sort of like if Tron lit up a Fisherman’s Wharf suspended a mile in the sky. Antony and I, on our own fancy-ish bikes with far less dynamic threads, didn’t mind

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08 Oct 2024

The November 2024 BAS Voter Guide

A Big Change to This Year’s Voter Guide We’ve been doing voter guides for a really long time. I’m pretty sure we put our first one out in like 2010 or something. And I know that thousands of you rely on our voter guides to help you make decision. But

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12 May 2024

San Francisco Bay Ferry to Add Lines, Expand Service

San Francisco may be neglecting the full potential of the strategic waterways that brought it into being. If you’ve ever sat in Bridge traffic and watched boats fly by on the water below, you might have felt the same. There is no reason the Bay Area shouldn’t have as robust

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09 Apr 2024

Why Does Google Maps Get So Many Things About The Bay Area Wrong?

It’s pretty normal to hate on tech in the Bay Area. It’s actually cliche at this point. The hip kids hate A.I. now. It’s tech, but for people who want to circumstantially murder the working class so they don’t have to interact with the people that they’re displacing when they

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26 Mar 2024

I Went To The Only Hooters Location In The Bay Area… Here’s What Happened

Being that I am the world’s greatest and most influential male feminist, I decided that it was time for me to support a business that empowers woman so much that I question the legality of it. Hooters is a place I’ve always been fascinated by, and not because the waitresses

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05 Mar 2024

Someone Lit The Target In Vallejo On Fire

It’s been awhile and a lot has happened since my last article. I had a cancer scare, had back surgery, got a new girlfriend, faced a real risk of paralysis and began working with pro-Palestinian activists. So for this article, I’ve decided to go back to my roots and focus

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A sign.
05 Feb 2024

This North Bay Town Has Gone Almost a Year With No Post Office

In Bolinas, a funky little coastal enclave in Marin County, residents are calling out the state government over a local lack of resources. No, it’s not food, thanks to a smattering of restaurants and markets, nor gas which comes courtesy of Bo Gas, though it’s as pricey a gallon of

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Petrified wood.
30 Oct 2023

This Ancient Forest in Sonoma is Rad as Hell

When I was a kid, my grandma would take me to the petrified forest museum in Vantage, Washington, out amongst the brown, dusty fields abutting the Columbia River Gorge. I was mystified — wood, but it’s rock. Over millions of years, the actual molecules inside the felled trees finds itself

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