San Francisco Giants

28 Jun 2024

Jeremy Fish is the SF Giant’s First Ever Artist-in-Residence

“What other team would do this?” Jeremy Fish asks me, while sitting behind a desk set up for him inside the Cloud Club in Oracle Park. The team in question is the San Francisco Giants, and while the Cloud Club is an all-inclusive, members only, premium lounge usually reserved for fancy

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14 Feb 2024

Jorge Soler, a Legit Free Agent Power Bat, is Coming to The SF Giants

As I tossed and turned Tuesday morning I flipped on KNBR to help drown out the horns and nonsense that is the morning commute on Van Ness. That’s when I heard it! The Murph and Marcus Show brought to my and every other listener’s attention that the San Francisco Giants

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02 Dec 2024

The 90s Are Back! We Have Color Changing Shirts!

As 2024 winds down, we’re reflecting on another incredible year of sharing the stories, art, culture, and nightlife that make the Bay Area so unique. BrokeAssStuart.com wouldn’t be what it is without you—our community of readers, supporters, and believers in independent media. This year, instead of asking you to join Patreon

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10 Dec 2023

Ohtani To The Dodgers for $700 Million. Are the Giants Paying Attention?

The Dodgers are betting against the market. As it pains me to say Shohei Ohtani is a Dodger. 700 million dollars over ten years. That’s 70 million a year and 48 thousand an inning but more on that later. He is making more than the A’s and Orioles entire payroll.

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26 Apr 2023

How Apple TV+ Ruined an SF Giants Tradition

There is nothing more American than baseball: groups of friends and fans getting ready early for an afternoon or evening game, sharing greasy backyard burgers and barbeque, arguing about hitting statistics and pitcher ERA, moaning about this ball club or that ball club that hasn’t been to the World Series

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23 May 2022

The Best Duos in San Francisco Giants History

In Major League Baseball, it takes more than one skilled player to field a championship contender. It takes talent all over the field at a variety of positions, both in terms of pitchers and hitters. While having a star pitcher and a star hitter at the same time is no

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06 Oct 2021

How To Calm Your Dog During The Inevitable Giants Fireworks

The San Francisco Giants start their playoff run Friday night, and you know what that means — fireworks going off every time they win. The Giants could be playing for a whole ‘nother month if they make the World Series, coached by the most muscular Jew ever to coach Major

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04 Oct 2021

Gabe Kapler Is The Most Buff Jew Ever To Coach Major League Baseball

San Francisco Giants manager Gabe Kapler just coached the team to an all-time record 107 wins, the most ever in the 137 years of Giants’ existence. He is also totally Jewish. How Jewish is he? Of his 14 tattoos, one of them is a Star of David with a Hebrew

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29 Sep 2021

Giants’ Concession Workers Win $7/Hour Pay Raise After Strike Threat

It would have been awfully damned awkward rooting for the San Francisco Giants in the upcoming playoffs knowing that their concession workers were on strike. Like, is watching the game on TV technically crossing the picket line? How ashamed would we be if images of picketing workers were also broadcast

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