Tucker Carlson

09 Jun 2023

Why Was Tucker Carlson’s Twitter Debut a Flop?

Author’s note: This article is biased. Extremely biased. Everyday I wake up hoping to read that Tucker Carlson has died from a combo flesh eating bacteria/elephant stampede. Also I’ve made a conscious decision to not include the first episode of Tucker Carlson’s Twitter show because gross.    It’s weird to

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21 Feb 2023

Tucker Carlson Is From The Mission District?

I remember mindlessly scrolling on Facebook when I saw it: an SF Standard article about San Francisco’s ‘Nepo Babies.’ I thought to myself “Ahh, more rich people to hate,” and I clicked on the link. Many of the names and faces were ones I had expected to see. But one

Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord 0
27 Jan 2024

The San Francisco Beer Passport is Here!

Step into a world of adventure with the San Francisco Beer Passport. There’s no better way to explore San Francisco than to literally drink it in. This passport is amazing! Each one contains 27 coupons to buy one beer, get a second beer FREE at 27 of the finest locally

Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap 0
10 May 2021

Wingnut Anti-Vaxxer Tucker Carlson Refuses To Say If He’s Vaccinated

The world’s wealthiest Republican billionaire inheritees are all getting their COVID-19 vaccines secretly, and in private. Trump got the vaccine secretly while he was still president, and reporters didn’t find out until they had been digging into it for months. Fox News chairman and owner Rupert Murdoch got his vaccine

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04 May 2021

The World Needs More Jon Stewart. Seriously.

For those of you who missed it, MSNBC’s Joy Reid took on Tucker Carlson for his repeated “race lady” jabs and in doing so, she reacquainted viewers with that one time Jon Stewart destroyed “Tuckems” on his then CNN show, “Crossfire.” It was October 15, 2004 when the former host

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27 Apr 2021

CDC Releases New Mask Guidance and Tucker Carlson Proves to Be the Biggest Maskhole

According to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, fully vaccinated people can pull the mask off in outdoor, and some indoor, settings, even among other unvaccinated people.  But, and this is a big but, the CDC still recommends everyone wear masks when in large crowds of strangers and

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21 Apr 2021

Tucker Carlson Celebrated Harvey Milk’s Murder in His College Yearbook

Trust find Nazi Tucker Carlson took a break from throwing conniptions over the Derek Chauvin verdict on his nightly Sixty Minutes of Hate cable news program Tuesday to foreshadow some manner of possible coming scandal involving his college yearbook. You can watch him preemptively play defense in the clip below,

Joe Kukura- Millionaire in Training 0
21 Jul 2020

Your Fox News Sexual Harassment Allegations Scorecard

A whole new dam of new sexual misconduct allegations just broke at Fox News, in addition the the years’ worth of previous sexual assault allegations that had already dropped at Fox News. Some of the best-known creepy white supremacists on the network are named in a fresh new sexual assault

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07 Aug 2019

Tucker Carlson Is a Prophet…for White Supremacists

Don’t worry, folks. Nothing to see here. Everything is all good – just fine and dandy. Fox News anchor Tucker Carlson says there is no white supremacy problem in the United States – like the whole Russia thing, the issue of people espousing white supremacist ideology and terrorizing communities is

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